Frankie is Keyshia
Derz
There were rumors recently surrounding keyshia's status and wellFrankie flat out confirmed everything. I am not sure if I should laugh or shake my head at her antics I think I'll do both
Friday, January 8, 2010
Frankie: Check My Website
Frankie is Keyshia
Derz
There were rumors recently surrounding keyshia's status and wellFrankie flat out confirmed everything. I am not sure if I should laugh or shake my head at her antics I think I'll do both
WHO THE FUCK IS SNOOKI?
Can somebody tell me? I seriously do not know who she is or why she is important. I understand watching douchebags can be entertaining but uh by aren't we sending them the wrong message? If douchebags and jerkass's realize they can make some serious bank wouldn't that just encourage them to stay the way they are?
In mid december she was involved in an altercation at a bar during the filming of the show. A guy that had one to many drinks in him decided to steal one from her and she told him off. Well this guy hauls off and decks her, I am talking closed fist.
Masculinity + Alcohol= Proving you're a badass by hitting a woman who can't weigh more then 115 pounds. I am sure all the guys we're impressed with how you handled that.
In the clip guys were hooting and hollering as if they were at a prize fight. As a man, that was a disgrace and all of those assholes need to reasses a few things.
I know a few guys are going to claim Equal rights=Equal fights; guys that's bullshit
Are you really going to tell me that an unarmed snooki that was mouthing off about something she was 100% in the right about deserved to be hit like a man? Yes I know some ladies try to use that to their advantage and provoke but that wasn't the case here. The kicker here is which I think if true means the guy that punched her should be locked up. Allegedly he is an MMA fighter and if you're a professional that means your hands and legs are declared LEGAL WEAPONS. Now think about it a trained fighter that is drunk floors a woman......is there anything equal about that?
For those that support equal rights=equal fights, let some gigantic asshole take a swing at your daughter and lets see how equal things are then 'kay
You know what I was going to get into another subject but this one still kind of has me. I touched on this a little bit before but I thought I would bring it up again.
Where is the line for the guys that won't raise there hand to a woman but has a woman that can and will raise a hand to the man. I think this where a lot of guys become confused because on paper it seems pretty cut and dry, if you hit a woman for any reason. You become two things, A BITCH and a woman beater, left with those two options it seems almost as if they have a free pass to go to town on you and it's a lose lose situation. Well after doing some digging I have found out that you are allowed to defend yourself within reason. The Key part in that is within reason. You can hit back( but honestly it would be better to restrain, a even if you take a punch and give one back your punch will do more damage even if you half ass it,physics and stuff)
Just because you have the right to defend yourself doesn't give you carte blanche to jackie chan someone. Jeez this post turned into something else entirely sorry folks.
It just really pisses me off domestic violence and abuse is just something we shouldn't accept personally or in the society we live in.
Derz
In mid december she was involved in an altercation at a bar during the filming of the show. A guy that had one to many drinks in him decided to steal one from her and she told him off. Well this guy hauls off and decks her, I am talking closed fist.
Masculinity + Alcohol= Proving you're a badass by hitting a woman who can't weigh more then 115 pounds. I am sure all the guys we're impressed with how you handled that.
In the clip guys were hooting and hollering as if they were at a prize fight. As a man, that was a disgrace and all of those assholes need to reasses a few things.
I know a few guys are going to claim Equal rights=Equal fights; guys that's bullshit
Are you really going to tell me that an unarmed snooki that was mouthing off about something she was 100% in the right about deserved to be hit like a man? Yes I know some ladies try to use that to their advantage and provoke but that wasn't the case here. The kicker here is which I think if true means the guy that punched her should be locked up. Allegedly he is an MMA fighter and if you're a professional that means your hands and legs are declared LEGAL WEAPONS. Now think about it a trained fighter that is drunk floors a woman......is there anything equal about that?
For those that support equal rights=equal fights, let some gigantic asshole take a swing at your daughter and lets see how equal things are then 'kay
You know what I was going to get into another subject but this one still kind of has me. I touched on this a little bit before but I thought I would bring it up again.
Where is the line for the guys that won't raise there hand to a woman but has a woman that can and will raise a hand to the man. I think this where a lot of guys become confused because on paper it seems pretty cut and dry, if you hit a woman for any reason. You become two things, A BITCH and a woman beater, left with those two options it seems almost as if they have a free pass to go to town on you and it's a lose lose situation. Well after doing some digging I have found out that you are allowed to defend yourself within reason. The Key part in that is within reason. You can hit back( but honestly it would be better to restrain, a even if you take a punch and give one back your punch will do more damage even if you half ass it,physics and stuff)
Just because you have the right to defend yourself doesn't give you carte blanche to jackie chan someone. Jeez this post turned into something else entirely sorry folks.
It just really pisses me off domestic violence and abuse is just something we shouldn't accept personally or in the society we live in.
Derz
Busy day
It's been a busy day here in Derez land but I am Hoping to give you guys an awesome post around 6 ish :)
Derz
Derz
AM Edition: Why I want to be Mayor
BALTIMORE — Mayor Sheila Dixon fought back tears as she announced her resignation and thanked her staff for its loyalty and hard work. She acknowledged that she made poor choices and that she "disappointed" herself and her constituents.
What she didn't do was apologize or explain the actions that led to her downfall – her guilty plea on a perjury charge and her earlier conviction on a misdemeanor embezzlement charge.
Why do people only feel remorse when they're caught and never "fight back tears" before they do the stupid thing? I am not saying I'm some kind of angel I just finished stealing an album what's the difference between me an the Ex mayor? I'm not trying to get away with it, R I A A you have one day, CATCH ME IF YOU CAN BITCHES!
Dixon's resignation Wednesday ended a three-year tenure that began with promise but unraveled amid embarrassing allegations that she stole from the poor.
So basically she was helping the poor up with one hand and stealing their wallets with the other hand....wait she sounds like every politician ever.
Dixon, a 56-year-old Democrat, also gets to keep her city pension, which she would have had to forfeit with a conviction on her record.
Wait a minute she gets caught red handed and manages to avoid this not getting put on her record which is a condition for keeping a city pension AND she can run for office again (not the 2011 election) If a regular person did that there would be no way in hell that person would be able to get off so lightly. Yes the 45,000 they are making her pay would probably put the average person in the poor house BUT maybe since she has money and was convicted of stealing from people without maybe she should be giving money BACK, just a thought from a poor person
Thursday, January 7, 2010
How can Ny schools do anything but suck
When it's the principal that not only suggests it but starts it *Shakes head* if any of you pervy principals are out there I meant the one on my shoulders.
Btw I Keep telling princess there's a reason why I do not know the difference between to and too.. instead of trying to teach me they were busy trying to date me
Principal Quintin Cedeno has been fired from his post after an investigation revealed that he had touched or solicited oral sex from at least four male students in a Queens high school, according to NY1.
Cedeno was also “engaging in electronic communications and inappropriate conversations with at least eight male students,” texting a 16-year-old that he was “mad u guys didn’t invite me” to hang out at night, the Times reports.
The investigation at the High School For Construction Trades, Engineering and Architecture in Ozone Park began last October when a guidance counselor filed a sexual harassment complaint against Cedeno after a 15-year-old student said the principal offered to perform oral sex on him. Other students then came forward and alleged that Cedeno had slapped the buttocks of members of the basketball team and offered to perform oral sex on one teen about 15 times over a three year period.
What the hell is wrong with that guy? Are there no men his age or what?
First of all he is in New York City basically and the last time I was there there didn't seem like a shortage of gay men, If anything I think there are even more of them. So it's not like there is no opportunity for companionship or physicality.
This is a pretty serious charge and it's the only one where I take the stance of guilty until proven innocent. I am pretty lax when it comes to other crimes, mostly theft of intellectual property white collar crime mostly (cept enron types FUCK THEM)
This guy should be flayed publically and his livelihood should be gone. That is really harsh right? Wrong, he was given a position of trust and he betrayed that the moment he slapped the first ass and sent the first text. Maybe you'll find a more fulfilling relationship in jail, I hear you can get all the dick you like there
Btw I Keep telling princess there's a reason why I do not know the difference between to and too.. instead of trying to teach me they were busy trying to date me
Principal Quintin Cedeno has been fired from his post after an investigation revealed that he had touched or solicited oral sex from at least four male students in a Queens high school, according to NY1.
Cedeno was also “engaging in electronic communications and inappropriate conversations with at least eight male students,” texting a 16-year-old that he was “mad u guys didn’t invite me” to hang out at night, the Times reports.
The investigation at the High School For Construction Trades, Engineering and Architecture in Ozone Park began last October when a guidance counselor filed a sexual harassment complaint against Cedeno after a 15-year-old student said the principal offered to perform oral sex on him. Other students then came forward and alleged that Cedeno had slapped the buttocks of members of the basketball team and offered to perform oral sex on one teen about 15 times over a three year period.
What the hell is wrong with that guy? Are there no men his age or what?
First of all he is in New York City basically and the last time I was there there didn't seem like a shortage of gay men, If anything I think there are even more of them. So it's not like there is no opportunity for companionship or physicality.
This is a pretty serious charge and it's the only one where I take the stance of guilty until proven innocent. I am pretty lax when it comes to other crimes, mostly theft of intellectual property white collar crime mostly (cept enron types FUCK THEM)
This guy should be flayed publically and his livelihood should be gone. That is really harsh right? Wrong, he was given a position of trust and he betrayed that the moment he slapped the first ass and sent the first text. Maybe you'll find a more fulfilling relationship in jail, I hear you can get all the dick you like there
Who did it better 1st Edition!
There are two reasons that jenny from the block couldn't pull off the cat suit
1. She no longer has the body for it
2. She is not Gay
So who did it better?
One more who did it better just because I think good things should come in two
Or
Derz
1. She no longer has the body for it
2. She is not Gay
So who did it better?
One more who did it better just because I think good things should come in two
Or
Derz
How to Improve the Tiger Scandal
1. Another Penis added to Tiger's Whoredome should do the trick; Hey now he's already a whore but that would just make him a slut. Don't you guys go bad mouthing sluts though there is nothing wrong with liking sex. Of course there are plenty of things with liking it without your wife.
According to Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, Tiger not only likes to putt poon with his tongue, but he also likes to putt peen with his tongue.
So it's possible that this Tiger
Mated with this Tiger
Actually I'm pretty sure that Tiger has already reached a level of infamy that few will ever reach, Kudos you have the ire of attention whores worldwide. I'd bow but you might try to force yourself on me and I bow for and to no one....except for this person.
According to Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, Tiger not only likes to putt poon with his tongue, but he also likes to putt peen with his tongue.
So it's possible that this Tiger
Mated with this Tiger
Actually I'm pretty sure that Tiger has already reached a level of infamy that few will ever reach, Kudos you have the ire of attention whores worldwide. I'd bow but you might try to force yourself on me and I bow for and to no one....except for this person.
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Even if you go just to look around it helps; awareness while not quite as good as the doe rae me is still really good. There is a lot going on in the world besides celebrity meltdowns.
Derz
AM Edition:Drunken Mimi
Was anybody else really surprised by Mariah Carey's performance in Precious?
When I saw the movie I had to do a double take because I seriously had no idea she had any acting depth at all. Well I was going to try and find a clip of Mariah in the worst hip hop movie ever made but I am guessing she had her people get those taken down lol
Well she won an award last night for Breakthrough Actress and she was more then a little drunk. Nick Cannon probably used our school clothes money to get her tipsy! Here's Mimi on liqoured up and *pauses* yeah, I feel a little drunk just from watching her
If you somehow managed to not see precious here's a trailer, Mimi is at the 1:10 mark, Easily the best film of 2009,I highly recommend this movie 10/10
Btw the bitch that introduces the movie and talks afterward compared it to the following movies ,high school high, dangerous mind, Lean on me, and Higher Learning. Which pisses me off; High school high is a parody. The only thing precious has in common with Dangerous Minds is a white woman helps a minority.The only connection it has with higher learning is that a black person wants to go to school and there are social issues gumnming up the way. I am surprised she didn't say boyz N The Hood, Friday and Juice are similar to precious, give me a fucking break.
Derez
When I saw the movie I had to do a double take because I seriously had no idea she had any acting depth at all. Well I was going to try and find a clip of Mariah in the worst hip hop movie ever made but I am guessing she had her people get those taken down lol
Well she won an award last night for Breakthrough Actress and she was more then a little drunk. Nick Cannon probably used our school clothes money to get her tipsy! Here's Mimi on liqoured up and *pauses* yeah, I feel a little drunk just from watching her
If you somehow managed to not see precious here's a trailer, Mimi is at the 1:10 mark, Easily the best film of 2009,I highly recommend this movie 10/10
Btw the bitch that introduces the movie and talks afterward compared it to the following movies ,high school high, dangerous mind, Lean on me, and Higher Learning. Which pisses me off; High school high is a parody. The only thing precious has in common with Dangerous Minds is a white woman helps a minority.The only connection it has with higher learning is that a black person wants to go to school and there are social issues gumnming up the way. I am surprised she didn't say boyz N The Hood, Friday and Juice are similar to precious, give me a fucking break.
Derez
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Khloe Might be a Mommy!
“I’m not rushing it, but I’m also not doing anything to prevent it,” said Khloe of her plan to be a mother. “We both want to [have children together] and I think we’re in an ideal situation. We’re just happy together.”
:) Awesome news for Lamar if it turns out Khloe is preggers and what a way to bring in the new year. Kourtney also had a baby not to long ago, wonder if Kim will wind up +1
“I feel like I had that [Oscar-worthy role] in El Cantante, but I don’t even think the Academy members saw it. I feel like it’s their responsibility to do that, to see everything that’s out there, everything that could be great … Well, it is a little bit frustrating.
Um.....Would a serious Oscar contender wear those socks? or this
I'm just saying :) IF I wanted to be taken seriously I wouldn't wear a catsuit;I have a feeling though that if I wore a cat suit I would get a lot of attention
Both of these photo's came out today, the cover hit the net first and I can't speak for the world......actually I can speak for the world, our mouths hit the floor.
Dang Mama, looooooking GOOOD :)This afternoon the second picture hit the net it was taken this morning (probably by Jon since thats the only job he can probably get now).
Is it me or does she look a little bigger? Like we might have an odd number of kids in 9 months. If that were the case and it probably isn't that would make the Jon and Kate saga take an unexpected turn.
Derez
Black People Like Chicken? Stratch that EVERYONE likes chicken
I'm more offended that everybody thinks everybody who is dark skinned is Black.Obviously the people in the commercial were Jamaican; I guess we all really do look a like.
Hey it's their first time at making a potentially tasteless commercial give them a break! Wait that's that they've done it before but replaced the Australian with a Korean. Surely you jest, KFC would never do such a thing and surely if they did they would not do it twice.
BAM
KFC, Go stand in the corner and think about what you did;
On second though go to the kitchen and bring me back some chicken.
Actually I am not offended at all people stereotype things all the time.
Black People like chicken so what. Gingers are Creepy and have no souls so what We all have our little pet peeves and stupid assumptions, we're people and we are stupid. Now I'm not saying the commercials aren't a tad tasteless I am saying that there are way more important things going on in the world and folks need thicker skin
AM:Edition: The F Bomb
COME ON! CNN that was obviously a slip off the tongue! Who amongst you hasn't accidentally said the Eff word in front of an elderly person? CNN you just lost yourself a viewer..that you never had since I don't watch cable but the point stands!
I for one applaud her vivacious tenacity zest for artfully dropping the F so precisely.
If you were one of the four people that were watching the CNN and you were offended
then this next video will BLOW YOUR MIND, better strap the EFF in!
Mild mannerd Sue Simmons didn't ask if it was ten o clock and if you knew where your children were. Sue Simmons just asked WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?.. What the fuck indeed Sue......what the fuck indeed :)
I present for your viewing pleasure a brief history on the greatness of the word
Derez
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Shaq Vs Decency and other sordid Tales
Do you notice anything different?
Something a little more...
I dunno...AWESOME!!!!!
I thought it was time for a change, I had help from my super talented and wickedly fabulous partner thank you, I would have been lost without you.
Lets dish
Good god the end of last year and the beginning of this year have really raised the bar when it comes to pro athlewhores. I am almost positive the influx of all these scandals are simply because now it apparently pays to be a whore. It just came out that recently shaq ( of Shaq Fu and Kazaam fame) has been Shaqing (yes I know what I did there NYUH) up with someone other then his wife. In septemember his mistress allegedly told him she was expecting but I guess she wasn't expecting shaqazulu (*Charlie brown walk of shame* to flip out. When you make as much money as shaq mostly based on your gentle giant image I'm pretty sure the last thing you want is to have that thrown away.
I am pretty disappointed I guess the question for now and the foreseeable future is whose next?
R&B guys are starting to become synonymous with Domestic Violence and it's a trend that needs to stop and I seriously hope that everyone is paying more attention to these altercations. I am sorry but nobody should be getting a free pass on things like that. Anyway the latest round features one of the members of the group B2K; If you can name one member in that group that is not Omarion's little brother I would be surprised.......actually I don't even remember his name so that shows how relevant they are :) Well I can name one of them now thanks to a police report! The cops arrested him and the charge was "Corporal Punishment of a spouse" If you like me are wondering what the hell that means lets ask the wonderful online dictionary of the urban persuasion. Urban Dictionary is good for everything but legitimate definitions; deep down I knew that but somewhere even deeper down I had hoped that wasn't true.
Corporal punishment is the intentional infliction of bodily harm: In New york that's called Assault. Ok ladies and gentleman, I know love is a strong emotion but at what point do you say enough is enough? To me there is not anything loving about intentional abuse whether it be physical or mental. I do not want to seem as if I am mistake free because I am not but it really pisses me off when people who are in a relationship treat each other like shit. The world is a fucked up place already.
All we have is each other and some of you can't keep your dick in your pants and other can't keep there hands to themselves; mistakes happen but neither one of those are mistakes. When you raise your hands or pull down your pants it's all on purpose.
In other news of the douchebag variety; allegedly Tiger Woods may have a sex tape.
His fall from grace has been Epic in a very bad way. It feels almost as if he will be able to spin this into a new image for himself as a badboy. There was a picture of him released a day or so ago that has him showing off a body you wouldn't think a golfer would have. Before the scandal broke I don't think we would have seen such a picture of him. My evidence he has never had a shot like that publically released before.
This entire situation reminds me of Magic Johnson, the world thought he was the beesknees as well, then it comes out that he has contracted the HIV virus and bloop;end of careers. I am coming down pretty hard on these guys but it is because of men like them that some women think that we are all cut from the same mold.
Oh and I just had to comment on this
A source tells Bossip exclusively that Diddy has a skin complex and doesn’t like to be surrounded by black women. Pop the top for more.
Our source says that Diddy had specific requirements for women to get into his VIP section at his Vanity Fair New Year’s Bash, the women had to have blonde hair and fair skin. The source goes on to say that Diddy specifically told security he didn’t want any black women in his section. We thought he would say only dudes allowed but…damn, Diddy give the sistas a chance. SMH
Fuck you Diddy, Black is Beautiful
Something a little more...
I dunno...AWESOME!!!!!
I thought it was time for a change, I had help from my super talented and wickedly fabulous partner thank you, I would have been lost without you.
Lets dish
Good god the end of last year and the beginning of this year have really raised the bar when it comes to pro athlewhores. I am almost positive the influx of all these scandals are simply because now it apparently pays to be a whore. It just came out that recently shaq ( of Shaq Fu and Kazaam fame) has been Shaqing (yes I know what I did there NYUH) up with someone other then his wife. In septemember his mistress allegedly told him she was expecting but I guess she wasn't expecting shaqazulu (*Charlie brown walk of shame* to flip out. When you make as much money as shaq mostly based on your gentle giant image I'm pretty sure the last thing you want is to have that thrown away.
I am pretty disappointed I guess the question for now and the foreseeable future is whose next?
R&B guys are starting to become synonymous with Domestic Violence and it's a trend that needs to stop and I seriously hope that everyone is paying more attention to these altercations. I am sorry but nobody should be getting a free pass on things like that. Anyway the latest round features one of the members of the group B2K; If you can name one member in that group that is not Omarion's little brother I would be surprised.......actually I don't even remember his name so that shows how relevant they are :) Well I can name one of them now thanks to a police report! The cops arrested him and the charge was "Corporal Punishment of a spouse" If you like me are wondering what the hell that means lets ask the wonderful online dictionary of the urban persuasion. Urban Dictionary is good for everything but legitimate definitions; deep down I knew that but somewhere even deeper down I had hoped that wasn't true.
Corporal punishment is the intentional infliction of bodily harm: In New york that's called Assault. Ok ladies and gentleman, I know love is a strong emotion but at what point do you say enough is enough? To me there is not anything loving about intentional abuse whether it be physical or mental. I do not want to seem as if I am mistake free because I am not but it really pisses me off when people who are in a relationship treat each other like shit. The world is a fucked up place already.
All we have is each other and some of you can't keep your dick in your pants and other can't keep there hands to themselves; mistakes happen but neither one of those are mistakes. When you raise your hands or pull down your pants it's all on purpose.
In other news of the douchebag variety; allegedly Tiger Woods may have a sex tape.
His fall from grace has been Epic in a very bad way. It feels almost as if he will be able to spin this into a new image for himself as a badboy. There was a picture of him released a day or so ago that has him showing off a body you wouldn't think a golfer would have. Before the scandal broke I don't think we would have seen such a picture of him. My evidence he has never had a shot like that publically released before.
This entire situation reminds me of Magic Johnson, the world thought he was the beesknees as well, then it comes out that he has contracted the HIV virus and bloop;end of careers. I am coming down pretty hard on these guys but it is because of men like them that some women think that we are all cut from the same mold.
Oh and I just had to comment on this
A source tells Bossip exclusively that Diddy has a skin complex and doesn’t like to be surrounded by black women. Pop the top for more.
Our source says that Diddy had specific requirements for women to get into his VIP section at his Vanity Fair New Year’s Bash, the women had to have blonde hair and fair skin. The source goes on to say that Diddy specifically told security he didn’t want any black women in his section. We thought he would say only dudes allowed but…damn, Diddy give the sistas a chance. SMH
Fuck you Diddy, Black is Beautiful
Monday, January 4, 2010
Lil Wayne And The Prince Of Hutt River
So a few weeks ago Amazon released copies of Wayne's Rock/Rap Hybrid. To call Rebirth a rock album would be an insult to every person who has picked up guitar both professionally and amateurs; Actually if you can play guitar hero or rock band on medium difficulty you can be insulted as well. I know a few of you will never listen to rebirth so I'll give you a little heads up on what he tried
He claimed this would be a foray into the world of rock and what we got was him rhyming over a few rock based beats. I might not know very much about rock but I am pretty sure you're not allowed to use an MPC or Auto tune ( Whoever though it was a good idea to popularize auto tune should be shot ( I'm looking at you T-Pain)
If for some reason you want to hear Hip Hop /Rock Fusion I would say suggest checking out Neptune's second album. I feel like some of you guys might not know Neptune's but you will know Pharrel. So check them out on itunes, I think in thirty seconds or less you will either like them or loathe them.
Their are a few different situations going on at the moment and I am at a cross roads because I am not all that interested in them but if I want to have more content.
I need to think outside the box and write about everything....I guess I just got my answer.
I was surfing the web earlier and stumbled across and article about a guy who successfully succeeded from his country and declared himself a prince. If that sounds like something you might want to do especially in a country like America don't count on it; the only reason Prince Leonard was able to do it was because of a mistake the Australian government made in some paper work which inadvertently gave Prince Leonard his own country. How awesome is that? Think about it the government is trying to screw you over and in the process screws themselves big time and you get your own country
I have a list of places I want to visit and his country is in the top 20 for sure.
They even have their own money, which I am pretty sure is worthless outside of the country but it would be a cool souvenir plus I'm sure they accept American.
For those of you that are interested in this magical place here's a link to the official site and a link to the wikipedia article, who knows maybe one of you will be able to gain your own country do to a fluke and If you do hire me as entertainment ambassador.
http://www.principality-hutt-river.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Hutt_River
Derz
He claimed this would be a foray into the world of rock and what we got was him rhyming over a few rock based beats. I might not know very much about rock but I am pretty sure you're not allowed to use an MPC or Auto tune ( Whoever though it was a good idea to popularize auto tune should be shot ( I'm looking at you T-Pain)
If for some reason you want to hear Hip Hop /Rock Fusion I would say suggest checking out Neptune's second album. I feel like some of you guys might not know Neptune's but you will know Pharrel. So check them out on itunes, I think in thirty seconds or less you will either like them or loathe them.
Their are a few different situations going on at the moment and I am at a cross roads because I am not all that interested in them but if I want to have more content.
I need to think outside the box and write about everything....I guess I just got my answer.
I was surfing the web earlier and stumbled across and article about a guy who successfully succeeded from his country and declared himself a prince. If that sounds like something you might want to do especially in a country like America don't count on it; the only reason Prince Leonard was able to do it was because of a mistake the Australian government made in some paper work which inadvertently gave Prince Leonard his own country. How awesome is that? Think about it the government is trying to screw you over and in the process screws themselves big time and you get your own country
I have a list of places I want to visit and his country is in the top 20 for sure.
They even have their own money, which I am pretty sure is worthless outside of the country but it would be a cool souvenir plus I'm sure they accept American.
For those of you that are interested in this magical place here's a link to the official site and a link to the wikipedia article, who knows maybe one of you will be able to gain your own country do to a fluke and If you do hire me as entertainment ambassador.
http://www.principality-hutt-river.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Hutt_River
Derz
The Last Girl On Earth
Rihanna penned a book titled The Last Girl On Earth and she had some help writing the book from one of the people that helped her make her latest album.....I am not sure if that is a good thing seeing as how it failed to meet the expectations both she and record exces had for the album. I listened to the album back when it first came out and I don't like her voice on the best of days and the track selection did nothing for me.
The book could be a good read depending on how much she delves into her relationship with Chris " I hit a girl but I can sing so forgive me" Brown if she talks about that I can see her book climbing the charts and staying there for a week or two. To be honest I am not that interested in Rihanna or Chris Brown but hey news is news and I just report it.
Oh Google when will we all realize that once you become self aware the world is fucked?
http://www.geekologie.com/2010/01/picking_up_hookers_on_google_s.php
If hookers are your passion you best be watching out for the google map cameras :)
I wonder what else those google cams have caught on camera, I have never seen one either. I should pay more attention to those because of my alignment. Chaotic Neutral
Hi Five....... :( Am I allowed to Hi five anymore I don't know someone tell me
If you didn't notice the blog game is getting stepped up, more content!
Right now I'm quickly finding the limits of a free host but lets see where I can go with this as I refine and sharpen my technique who knows, you might be reading Derez on a site you know soon but till then I'm still the blogger that will outdress you six out of the seven days of the week :)
Derz
The book could be a good read depending on how much she delves into her relationship with Chris " I hit a girl but I can sing so forgive me" Brown if she talks about that I can see her book climbing the charts and staying there for a week or two. To be honest I am not that interested in Rihanna or Chris Brown but hey news is news and I just report it.
Oh Google when will we all realize that once you become self aware the world is fucked?
http://www.geekologie.com/2010/01/picking_up_hookers_on_google_s.php
If hookers are your passion you best be watching out for the google map cameras :)
I wonder what else those google cams have caught on camera, I have never seen one either. I should pay more attention to those because of my alignment. Chaotic Neutral
Hi Five....... :( Am I allowed to Hi five anymore I don't know someone tell me
If you didn't notice the blog game is getting stepped up, more content!
Right now I'm quickly finding the limits of a free host but lets see where I can go with this as I refine and sharpen my technique who knows, you might be reading Derez on a site you know soon but till then I'm still the blogger that will outdress you six out of the seven days of the week :)
Derz
Wayne Wayne Go Away and a Farewell
D maybe ghost but Derez is not, I'm back bitches :) I think we can all agree that Lil Wayne is both a horrible human being and horrible rap artist but tomorrow We as a people say NO MORE to the bullshit as he takes his rightful place behind bars.
"I'd rather be pushin flowers then to be in the pen sharin showers" - Lil Wayne
Well Mr Wayne unless you plan on committing suicide tomorrow it is looking like you will indeed be in the pen sharing showers. Speaking of Lil's, The artist formely known as Lil Bow Wow got behind the wheel of his lambo drunk and decided to tweet about it.
I bet he probably wasn't even drunk he just did it to seem like he's a bad boy.
Sorry Chad we didn't believe you were eleven and we still don't believe you now.
If anybody should be tweeting drunk it should be me and about how I can't get a job being pretty. I know men can't be pretty as a rule but I'm working on being the prettiest man the world has ever seen.
Treu: Bringing sexy back Chea!
Derez: I will Naomi you if you ever do that again, Chea?
Treu: Chea :(
Lord Diddy is suing the landlords of one of his stores
Lawyers are even claiming that a scaffolding that has been up since 2006 caused a whopping 50 percent drop in Sean John sales at the retail store and as a result they are suing for $2.5 million.
I wonder if Emperor Diddy has recognized that the fashion of hip hop has changed. Gone are the pants so baggy we can see your boxers day and in are the pants so tight they give your balls cameltoe days. Hip hop for as homophobic as it is has become pretty gay these last few years.
If you have been following this blog for any amount of time for the past week and a half you will have seen that three different people write here well as of today only one person writes here. D has taken to writing journals in an actual journal and Senor Treu actually has a hip hop blog so since my name is already on this one. I get to keep it. What can you expect here? Well you can expect awesomeness plus 2.
If you saw the post before this one you got to see a letter that only someone in love could write. Love can be a beautiful thing kids, its not as crazy as the celebs make it out to be. I myself have never been in love and I'm envious of those who are.
Recently I screened Luv(sic) D's series of projects about a large variety of topics.
What I saw made me rethink what I thought I knew about him. I sometimes wonder if people understands the passion that he not only has for his work but the passion he has for life. From what I have seen Luv(Sic) may very well be the project that changes his life. Much like Kanye's 808's Luv(sic) is about dealing with the loss of love
I have seen the finale to the series and I think if you've ever had a broken heart or even a few cracks in it you will at some point shed tears as you go through the stages with him. What makes it powerful is in his weakest moment, he decides to create and even turn the camera on himself in order to take us on this journey with him.
I think the post will be coming down sometime tomorrow so if you have not seen it check it out, I recommend it.
Tomorrow we go FULL DEREZZZZY
"I'd rather be pushin flowers then to be in the pen sharin showers" - Lil Wayne
Well Mr Wayne unless you plan on committing suicide tomorrow it is looking like you will indeed be in the pen sharing showers. Speaking of Lil's, The artist formely known as Lil Bow Wow got behind the wheel of his lambo drunk and decided to tweet about it.
I bet he probably wasn't even drunk he just did it to seem like he's a bad boy.
Sorry Chad we didn't believe you were eleven and we still don't believe you now.
If anybody should be tweeting drunk it should be me and about how I can't get a job being pretty. I know men can't be pretty as a rule but I'm working on being the prettiest man the world has ever seen.
Treu: Bringing sexy back Chea!
Derez: I will Naomi you if you ever do that again, Chea?
Treu: Chea :(
Lord Diddy is suing the landlords of one of his stores
Lawyers are even claiming that a scaffolding that has been up since 2006 caused a whopping 50 percent drop in Sean John sales at the retail store and as a result they are suing for $2.5 million.
I wonder if Emperor Diddy has recognized that the fashion of hip hop has changed. Gone are the pants so baggy we can see your boxers day and in are the pants so tight they give your balls cameltoe days. Hip hop for as homophobic as it is has become pretty gay these last few years.
If you have been following this blog for any amount of time for the past week and a half you will have seen that three different people write here well as of today only one person writes here. D has taken to writing journals in an actual journal and Senor Treu actually has a hip hop blog so since my name is already on this one. I get to keep it. What can you expect here? Well you can expect awesomeness plus 2.
If you saw the post before this one you got to see a letter that only someone in love could write. Love can be a beautiful thing kids, its not as crazy as the celebs make it out to be. I myself have never been in love and I'm envious of those who are.
Recently I screened Luv(sic) D's series of projects about a large variety of topics.
What I saw made me rethink what I thought I knew about him. I sometimes wonder if people understands the passion that he not only has for his work but the passion he has for life. From what I have seen Luv(Sic) may very well be the project that changes his life. Much like Kanye's 808's Luv(sic) is about dealing with the loss of love
I have seen the finale to the series and I think if you've ever had a broken heart or even a few cracks in it you will at some point shed tears as you go through the stages with him. What makes it powerful is in his weakest moment, he decides to create and even turn the camera on himself in order to take us on this journey with him.
I think the post will be coming down sometime tomorrow so if you have not seen it check it out, I recommend it.
Tomorrow we go FULL DEREZZZZY
Sunday, January 3, 2010
1 part Sugar
Well I was planning on not showing this ever but then whats the point of making it in the first place. One night I felt like speaking to her and I wanted it to be from the heart. I guess it's one of those feelings you can only get when your in love. It was so strong that night, I just had to find a way to say it and I didn't care that it was a fucking blizzard outside. I had to get it out and let the heavens see what my heart was telling me. I will probably never know what she thinks of it, the women who fell in love with me doesn't love me anymore so I guess the women that I wrote it for no longer exists at least in that way. Anyway I'm choosing to share this now for everyone that has ever been in love and didn't care who knew it. While I was busy writing this in the snow people were watching me and reading it while I wrote it. Some smiled and others pulled there boyfriends/girlfriends close and hugged them tightly. I was happy that I could cause such an emotional response in them but was sad that I no longer have it. I guess my journey starts again and this time alone but if this was a goodbye letter and the last hug a goodbye hug well, in those final moments I was happy to be living part of my dream, that's more then most people get
1 part Salt
This is a working trailer for my portfolio it's about half done right now, I don't have all of the voice over finished but I will probably go back and add way more intensity.
My current level of emotion will probably help me make some brilliant work.
My current level of emotion will probably help me make some brilliant work.
After A night of thinking......
I have come to the conclusion that this blog..........MUST.........CONTINUE.....:)
I made another choice last night as well and I don't know if its the right one
BTW who the fuck is snooki and why is she famous? Sheesh people can be famous for anything now a days. Apparently Domino's pulled sponsorship from the show she is on and she bitched about it. I just saw a little bit of the show and the only thing amusing about it is the general overall guido douchebag factor that also comes with the "Just Bleed" pseudo tough guy act. Yeah you're real tough with a pound of product in your hair (probably in your nose to ZIIIIIIING, Hi five.... :(
I made another choice last night as well and I don't know if its the right one
BTW who the fuck is snooki and why is she famous? Sheesh people can be famous for anything now a days. Apparently Domino's pulled sponsorship from the show she is on and she bitched about it. I just saw a little bit of the show and the only thing amusing about it is the general overall guido douchebag factor that also comes with the "Just Bleed" pseudo tough guy act. Yeah you're real tough with a pound of product in your hair (probably in your nose to ZIIIIIIING, Hi five.... :(
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