New Jack Swing ( Title changed to the league of extraordinary assholes!)

Teddy Riley of one of the people credited for creating New Jack Swing had a restraining order placed on him by one of his daughters for attacking them over the holidays. There seriously must be something else in the air beside general merriness. I think for safety reasons we should all wear masks outside just in case this asshole thing is contagious. I think it may already be to late for me though being from a city that is ground zero for overall assholery. If my count is right this is the fourth incident this holiday (that we know about) of a celebrity getting violent this season...guys you're famous RELAX.


According to celebrity gossip site TMZ.com, Riley is said to have stomped and punched his daughters to the point of physical injury. Riley’s 18-year-old daughter, Taja Riley, claims that Riley even “threatened to kill” someone with a Rock Band guitar controller.


Some father way to not use your brain dickhead



Speaking of dickheads anybody else find it funny that after Chris Brown beat up Rihanna he was all over the place but after his album tanked he has all but fallen off the earth :) Chris Brown Karma told me to relay this message to you:"HAH GOTCHA BITCH!" further more I guess he can't handle the consequences of what he did. Honestly if he thought his career was going to survive he is in for a continued surprise.


Jonboy the man that just refuses to leave the headlines, you would figure with Charlie Sheen and Tiger's continued drama that Jon and his bullshit would be swept to the back but nope. He's back and this time he finds himself at the receiving end off a harassment charge filed by Hailey G. The claim states that Jon Allegedly slammed her against the wall in a jealous rage after seeing a photo of her kissing “Celebrity Boxing” promoter Damon Feldman. Does anybody else find it funny that he got upset at that when he was probably cheating the entire time with at least two other people.

Just to catch you guys up, a few days ago Hailey allegedly broke into his house wrecked the place and then put a knife through a pillow with her name on it. Hailey Hailey if your going to go for the gold at least commit fully and embarrass the man, he can get another pillow but he can't escape his general asshole tendencies...follow your heart and expose his evil to the world :)

Hello? Who would you like to speak to? Oh I see, I'll relay the message.
The person on the other end wanted me to tell you Jonboy that this is just the beginning of your ass getting ZAPPED! *sound effect goes here* :)



A New face for Tiger


Well his old face has a lot of egg on it at the moment (you freaky slut) but apparently the day he crashed his SUV into that tree at some point one of his nine irons found the side of his face via his pissed off wife.

Damage sustained from the blow reportedly includes a gash to Tiger's face, a broken bone, bruises and two of Tiger's teeth were almost knocked out




I guess there was no way to have this many assholes in one post without having the king make an appearance; now that I think of it I'm not going to even give that guy the attention he probably craves. Textbook definition of Attention Whore....well the only way those go away is if you don't mention them by name....be gone bitch *clap clap*



Derez Ramada