Lindsay's Big Adventure!

Hello beautiful people, come on in out of the ugly world and spend a few moments in the beautiful world of Derez. Sorry I've been away for such a long time but to be honest the world became to boring and dull for me to care much about the goings on; that was until today of course. Alright one thing you guys and girls need to know about is a site called http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/ The site is a popular vlog/blog and its main attraction is the Nostalgia Critic and if you have never seen one of his shows you are missing out big time. This all has a point I swear, and it leads to Lindsay; So
make yourself comfortable and I'm warning you if you're having a bad day prepare to kick it in the balls and laugh your face off.


http://theroommovie.com/ This movie ...... there aren't enough words in my vocabulary to describe this movie.....I'm going to link you to a review of ......this movie, that's right I need a Pro to talk to you about........this movie




I'm only linking the first part if you find it interesting check out the videos on the side to see the remaining two parts. I regret that you guys had to witness that but trust me movies can only get better after seeing that one.

Alright meat and potatoes, Miss Lohan reported to prison today that's right this mean girl just became a bad bitch, that's right she has street cred now.....well as much as a celebrity can get.

Lindsay Lohan received her first visitor in jail - her attorney. "Understandably, Lindsay's having a difficult time adjusting as it would be for anyone," Shawn Chapman Holley told People after the brief visit with her client Tuesday. "She's trying to make the necessary adjustments to an extremely stressful and difficult situation. There were some tears." Lohan, who'll be confined to her 12-by-8 cell alone for approximately 22 hours a day for about two weeks, is being kept in a special segregated unit away from the general population.

22 hours a day of alone time; away from the public that drives her crazy,
Is this a prison sentence or some fantasy resort for her to "find" herself?
She's a celeb no duh, but it seems like she's just going on a two-week vacation.
They prison officials are already talking about releasing her for good behavior,
Resulting from that prison being overcrowded, if I got arrested for jaywalking and sent to prison for it, I think I would more then likely be serving the entire 90 days, good behavior or not, if you didn't already know this, Celebs are better than us regular folk, Lindsay you get a pass though because your father is a douchebag so we can understand why you're nuts.

Drz

Pssssssst

*winks*

South PIzark

I've checked out the episode and the only thing i have to say about it is I was dissapointed. The episode would have been decent if it wasn't attached to the awesome 200th episode. The 200th episode was awesome because it reminded me of everything that's awesome about south park. They don't pick on anybody specifically they pick on EVERYBODY.

I am not going to spoil it but its looking like this ep will be banned. I'm proud that Trey and Matt stood behind their work, you can't please everyone all the time and if you'll ultimately fail. Kudos for not backing down guys

No More Hero's

Here's the Perception


This is the Reality

I picked this commercial to post because I felt it needed to be brought back in the midst of all the athletes that have been put on pedestals by the public only to find out that they aren't the men/women that their billion dollar ad campaigns make them out to be.

Jesse James

I was checking out TMZ earlier and came across a posting about the public finding out about another one of his flings and after seeing a picture of her I'm starting to think he has a thing for hookers and porno whores.

I mean I've seen them and they are pretty MEH but this mofo gave up Sandra "america's sweetheart" and MILF for two whores, maybe if he pleads insanity the public will show him mercy, he must have some kind of mental deficiency




If you're networth is a 1.25 and you're a model chances are you might be a whore.....just sayin....

If you're a fan of horror movies, slashers in particular then there is no way in hell you haven't seen halloween and halloween 2. The story revolves around a big brother and a little sister, sibling rivalry TO THE DEATH!!!!


..........I can't even pretend to be unbiased....Rob Zombies halloweens SUCKED....before this shocking news upsets your day let me say that I enjoyed Zombie's ORIGINAL work but....yeah. John Carpenter's original had something that alot of zombies movie's lack and that's pacing. A frantic oh shit these motherfuckers are nuts works for the devils rejects because you know damn well they aren't stalking anything and they are like a pack of dogs. I think that this generation of movie goers have the attention span of fruit flies...... This post is taking to long.....AVOID any film by Rob Zombie that isn't his original idea



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LOLSouthPark

The last episode of South park was awesome, their spin on the Tiger cheating situation was pretty hilarious and I have to admit if EA made a golf game like THAT, I would play it just for the drama drama drama :)