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Am Edition: Tiger And Charlie

This is for you early risers and Night Hawks,


Unless you have been living under a rock for the past two weeks you know about the Tiger situation. Well it turns out his sponsors are not going to stand behind him since he tarnished his image. Hmm texts cost about five to ten cents right, I wonder how many he had to send in order to lose a three million dollar contract and other lucrative deals. I am sure he will still be the face of the EA golf series and that will make him a pretty penny but with the way the economy is going his pockets will feel the sting one way or another. For the official write up check this out

Charlie Sheen got arrested yesterday morning for domestic abuse in Aspen, I wonder if that is where all the celebrities go to spend christmas because the day before Robert De Niro almost got hit by a car as he was crossing the street out there. I am not one to speculate but Mr Sheen does have that "I just came from the five a clock free cocaine give away" look in his eyes so yeah...... I can believe he lost his mind,shit look at his picture and tell me he does not look a little crazy

( The picture is in the link in the previous paragraph)

This has been the early edition

Derez

Upper's and Downer's Xmas Style, oh and some hip hop stuff

Lets start off with a downer some of you may not agree with this but a few of you will.


American Idol is back for season nine hundred and fifty-seven; I'm sorry but the magic is gone and unless it manages to find it again and make compelling tv I doubt it will regain what captivated the world. If you're interested in seeing it the new season starts Jan 12th and Paula Abdul ( Two steps forward, two steps back, we come together cause op-o-sites attract) will be replaced by Ellen Degeneres and the season will also feature rotating guess judges, I'm sure it will be a train wreck but I am sure we will get to enjoy some wtf moments from the judges :) One of the guest judges is Mary J Blige am I the only one that thinks choosing a talk show host over an R&B legend to be utterly retarded?


Here is an upper
(This is for the Paula fans in us all)



I have no idea where this falls so I will let you decide for yourself

Yesterday famous homewrecker Hailey G ( Jon's ex girlfriend) moved out of his upper west side apartment in NYC. They broke up sometime in October after she figured out that Jon was running the same con on her that she helped pull on Kate. Karma is a bitch but I hope she learns from this or at least writes a book :) Since that is the popular thing to do these days. If you have been following the news surrounding Jon and Kate then you already know that they recently made their divorce final. I bring that up because I am confused about something and maybe you will have caught it too but for you slower readers out there here it is. Jon has gone on record publicity citing his concerns about not being able to make any money because of the situation he is in. Does anybody see where I'm going with this? I'll go a little further how does someone with no money afford to live on the upper west side of NYC? If what he claims was true there should have been two moving trucks out there, one taking Hailey's stuff and one taking his stuff since he has no money to live.

This part is an upper though and Jon did this all to himself so I do not feel sorry for him in anyway. when the divorce was finalized he got hit with a MASSIVE child support penalty (paying for kids is not a penalty, I just could not think of the proper word) It did not take Jon long to figure out that there was no way he could make those payments outside of robbing a bank or going to jail (both are speculation on my part) Well here lies the bigger problem for him, due to his general douchebagginess before the divorce was finalized and he knew he would have to pay far far out the ass he went and breached his contract with TLC and that ultimately led to TLC taking action against him and making it so he could not work outside of the terms he agreed to in his contract. Fast forward to now, he has child support and no real way of paying it. POW! Karma BITCH.


He's officially divorced.

He owes a lot in child support payments.

His most recent girlfriend wants nothing to do with him.

For all these reasons and more, Jon Gosselin is having a holiday season to forget. According to The National Enquirer, this is exactly what he may be trying to do... forever.

“Jon appears to be at the end of his rope. He feels that he has nothing left to live for,” a friend told the tabloid. “Jon feels betrayed by anyone he’s ever trusted. He’s drowning in a sea of debt, yet he blames everyone except himself for his problems."

That anger is allegedly directed at TLC, the network that made Gosselin all his money in the first place. “Jon says TLC is still preventing him from pursuing other high-paying offers as a ‘vendetta’ for pulling the plug on Jon & Kate Plus 8. He claims they’re out to ruin him,” the insider said.

The unemployed douchebag owes $90,000 to Hailey Glassman, along with $13,000 per month in child support to Kate Gosselin. His anonymous pal says Jon may soon get evicted from his NYC apartment.





Hippity HOP




There isn't anything worth while to talk about unless, you guys are interested in hearing about underachiever extraordinaire "Maino" made a song called "Tiger Get Em"

"Whether a person is in the limelight or a person is just a regular dude, sometimes we fall victim...for other women. I like women. I'm sure most other men like women. They crucifyin' him for having extramarital affairs, but I don't think he did anything different than most normal men do," Maino explained

I don't want to come off as high and mighty but that line he said about crucifying tiger for extra marital affairs is complete bullshit. Marriage might not mean as much as it used too but to some of us it's the promise that's important and once you break that how do you expect to not be pretty much nailed to the cross. Furthermore that I'm a man, I like women shit is tired, if you can't keep a commitment don't enter into one.
My above statement was geared more towards the younger guys and the douchebag older ones. Now if you're in love and one day the magic is not there anymore, why drag it out you will only end up hurting the other person more, maybe that's what happened with Tiger. Anyway that's all I have to say as far as hip hop is concerned. Grow the fuck up people.----------Treu




Derez Ramada

HipHop Correspondent- Treu

Brittany

A few days ago Brittany Murphy Who I Remember from clueless as Tai, Luanne from king of the hill and Sin City died of an apparent heart attack shocking everyone. Since her death a few sources are claiming it was an overdose and like any good husband/ partner he is defending his late wife. It actually makes me quite sick that media is all over this man his wife has just died and they won't even give the man time to grieve.

"I'm confident it wasn't an overdose," he told The News. "She was not a drug addict."
He confirmed Tuesday that investigators found and took away a bevy of prescriptions - " but nothing else" - and slammed speculation that the 32-year-old beauty was abusing illegal drugs. "There's no question that's rubbish," said Monjack, a British photographer and screenwriter who married the "Clueless" star in 2007.

"The attacks on me, the attacks on my wife and suggestions that she was anorexic and drug addicted, it's like, look at the (recent) photographs," he said.
"Look at that smile. That's not the smile of an anorexic or drug addict or someone in a bad marriage. That's someone who was content with her life." .



The world is full of people who thrive on the misfortunes of others but the only part of society that thrives on it is the media/entertainment industry. We live in a time where everyone knows everything about everybody. We know about Tiger's indiscretions and we've seen Jon (from Jon and Kate Plus 8) fall from grace and have almost every second of it documented for our viewing pleasure. I am not sure what this says about us as a whole but it is really making me rethink my part in the world of media.

Derez

Happy Christmas, My first and last gossip blog (unless this doesn't suck and gets a comment)

LiLo?! If that caused you some confusion you probably don't follow gossip and as a certified hip hopper I automatically assumed that LiLo was in reference to the disney cartoon character.
Apparently if you guessed that as well you would have been wrong wrong wrong just like de de de.

LiLo = Lindsay Lohan and she's been someone I have been keeping up with sporadically. At first I did not care in the least about her OoooOoo poor rich girl she parties every night, life must be so unbearable! Well I did think that before I learned that there was more to it then that. Her dad is the definition of attention whore an that's just on top of everything else IE being a horrible human.



So anyway LiLo's sister has a party in NYC to celebrate her 16th birthday and the big story is that Lohan debuts her new boyfriend. I've seen the guy he kind of looks like chevy chase around the eyes, similar bone structure I think. If i wasn't feeling lazy i'd find pictures for comparison. Anyway the perez write up is below

Model Adam Senn met the entire Lohan clan when he arrived on the arm of Lilo to celebrate Ali Lohan's birthday.

Word is things went smoothly for Adam and Lilo, who were very affectionate all evening and were well received by everyone at the party. We also hear that Adam got his first taste of the Lohan crazy when mom Dina Lohan got into a huge argument with Ali and the birthday girl stormed out. Witnesses say, with much surprise, that it was actually Dina who couldn't control herself with the booze, not Lindsay. One recalled:

"Dina let loose, drank a lot and was much more messy than Lindsay. It was shocking."

So ummmm maybe both parents are attention whores? *gulp* that wasn't a drink or a penis lol although me writing about LiLo is making me question my sexuality. Anyway I wonder if there ever will be a period when that family can just keep everything on the up an up, I know daddy dearest can't hell maybe mommy can't either..guess it's up the girls if they want a decent family.


Now this next piece, I was made aware of a few days ago but since I didn't really know who it was I didn't pay much attention to it; If you're a fan of America's next Dance Crew you probably already know the allegations but for those who don't check out the write up courtesy of hip hop dx


Celebrity choreographer on Fox’s popular reality dance competition “So You Think You Can Dance” and MTV's “America's Best Dance Crew" judge, Shane Sparks, was arrested Friday morning at his Hollywood home on felony charges of child molestation.

Shane, whose government name is Melvin Sparks, was charged with six felony counts of committing a lewd act on a child under the age 14, incidents which allegedly occurred between 1994 and 1997. He was also charged with two counts of oral copulation of a child under the age 16, which is said to have occured between 1995 and 1997. The report concludes that the acts were "with the intent of arousing, appealing to, and gratifying the lust, passions and sexual desires of the said defendant and the said child."

KTTV Fox News 11 in Los Angeles reported that the Emmy nominated dancer/choreographer, who is now 40 years old, is said to have met the alleged victim, who is rumored to be 10 years his junior, at Millennium Dance Complex in Los Angeles where the child was one of Shane's students.

He is currently being held on $590,000 bail. No comment has been made on the arrest from Shane or any representatives on his behalf.

I say if it's true bury his ass under the jail, there are two types of guys I do not respect, those who hit women and those who mess around with kids. Fame should not grant those who have it immunity; I personally believe that people that use their fame for such things should be punished even more harshly. Most people remember the R Kelly thing and I swear he only got off because he could sing his ass off. Come on now, they had the man on TAPE and he somehow walked.

Btw Merry christmas Chris Brown your album went double plastic :) serves you right you BIIIIIIOOOTCH



Derez Ramada

I almost forgot about this it's been a while since I've actually just sat down and wrote for the hell of it. if you read this blog during it's active state I'm I haven't been very active with it. So like an old friend you haven't seen in a while you're probably wondering just what I have been up too; Well I'd rather not talk about where I've been or where I'm going but I will tell you where I'm at.

I'm in a state of disbelief but the fog is lifting and I am starting to see things in their true state.

Someone told me, you have all the pressures of someone that is successful without being sucessful; At first I laughed it off but then I thought about it and it made sense. I work twice as hard for half as much. I think it's either a testament to the heart and determination I have or flat out stupidity I have for absorbing so much punishment, I think the line between insanity and greatness is a thin one. I can see the craziness in what I chose to do and I can also see the potential for greatness.

I'm a big city boy that loves a small town girl,
a big city boy that wants to show a small town girl the world.
A big city boy taken by her small town girl charm.


Are you laughing? I'm not but I'm sure somewhere someone is, the world's a funny place



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