Lindsay's Big Adventure!

Hello beautiful people, come on in out of the ugly world and spend a few moments in the beautiful world of Derez. Sorry I've been away for such a long time but to be honest the world became to boring and dull for me to care much about the goings on; that was until today of course. Alright one thing you guys and girls need to know about is a site called http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/ The site is a popular vlog/blog and its main attraction is the Nostalgia Critic and if you have never seen one of his shows you are missing out big time. This all has a point I swear, and it leads to Lindsay; So
make yourself comfortable and I'm warning you if you're having a bad day prepare to kick it in the balls and laugh your face off.


http://theroommovie.com/ This movie ...... there aren't enough words in my vocabulary to describe this movie.....I'm going to link you to a review of ......this movie, that's right I need a Pro to talk to you about........this movie




I'm only linking the first part if you find it interesting check out the videos on the side to see the remaining two parts. I regret that you guys had to witness that but trust me movies can only get better after seeing that one.

Alright meat and potatoes, Miss Lohan reported to prison today that's right this mean girl just became a bad bitch, that's right she has street cred now.....well as much as a celebrity can get.

Lindsay Lohan received her first visitor in jail - her attorney. "Understandably, Lindsay's having a difficult time adjusting as it would be for anyone," Shawn Chapman Holley told People after the brief visit with her client Tuesday. "She's trying to make the necessary adjustments to an extremely stressful and difficult situation. There were some tears." Lohan, who'll be confined to her 12-by-8 cell alone for approximately 22 hours a day for about two weeks, is being kept in a special segregated unit away from the general population.

22 hours a day of alone time; away from the public that drives her crazy,
Is this a prison sentence or some fantasy resort for her to "find" herself?
She's a celeb no duh, but it seems like she's just going on a two-week vacation.
They prison officials are already talking about releasing her for good behavior,
Resulting from that prison being overcrowded, if I got arrested for jaywalking and sent to prison for it, I think I would more then likely be serving the entire 90 days, good behavior or not, if you didn't already know this, Celebs are better than us regular folk, Lindsay you get a pass though because your father is a douchebag so we can understand why you're nuts.

Drz