Dear Douchebags,

I've been refraining from posting about Haiti because there are a lot of people doing that already and with camera's all over the place you can get more then an eyeful.
I'm going to talk about something that is actually pissing me off. One segment of society let's call them "richers" has an attitude of why should we help them.

How about because it's the right fucking thing to do, is that a good enough reason?
I'm talking about everyone that can wipe their asses with hundred dollar bills.
How about spreading some of that out to charity and other worthwhile ventures.
The economy sucks and everybody is trying to hold onto every little cent...guess what guys. If the economy tanks life won't change much for us poor people but you ladies and gentleman will be in for a rude awakening. I think it would be in your best interests to help wherever you can whenever you can whether it be with money or your time, whether it's abroad or here at home. If you don't put that money back into the economy sooner or later. You will be reading this post and your new york times at the local library

Team COCO

If you haven't been following the situation between Conan and Jay Leno, hit the this and watch this just for giggles




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This wouldn't even be an issue if Leno just decided to gracefully back out of the lime . He's been doing it for years what could there possibly be left for him to do? Well he found something new to do and in doing so promised the tonight show to Consey. Everything is going great until he starts to tank hardcore at his new time. I wonder if it ever crossed his mind that the reason the show had horrible ratings was due to him and not some mysterious X factor. I see this entire situation as an old guy refusing to let go of the spotlight. I'm not impartial at all; I will say I am fan of conan's style because he doesn't come off as a pompous egocentric jackass.


Conan settled for a payout today but the bigger news is he is not bound to a no compete cause which means he can sign onto any station he chooses and nbc can't say boo about it. What surprises me about everything is Conan has shown an unbelievable amount of poise. Surely if anybody should be landing all kinds of cheap shots on jay it would be him but he has been taking the whole thing in stride +50 for Conando

Jon Cries Wolf

Jon "Jonboy" Gosselin is back in the news again (surprise surprise) the NYPD after taking a look at all the evidence of the "burglary" of his Manhattan home are pretty close too calling BULLSHIT on the entire thing. Jonboy has had a history of pulling publicity stunts. Obviously he is not too bright as even too the most naive person a letter left pinned to a dresser with the assailants name on it is a little to perfect.

I really believe he thinks the world is full of retards. I think his thought process was like this."Hey TMZ took a bunch of photo's at my house of hailey taking her stuff out.
If I can somehow get in there after she has left wreck the place, leave a note and disappear to my folks and then kate's house it will magically appear as if I am worthy of sympathy".

When Keeping it real goes wrong: Mcdonalds Edition

A woman who went on a rampage at a McDonald's in Kansas City because she didn't like her hamburger. Police released the surveillance footage in hope of catching the woman who caused thousands of dollars in damage

Who amongst you hasn't wanted to raise hell in Mcdonalds after they gotten your simple order of a big mac combo wrong. I thought it was assumed that I wanted both buns with my hamburger......RAGE'D sike but seriously they do fuck up orders and sometimes they bitch about fixing it. Now that I got that out of the way. I wonder how badly they would have had to fuck up her burger for her to flip out like that. In the video show disappears for like a second and grabs this giant bucket of water; where the hell did it come from? I thought she grabbed one of the fountain drink machines at first.

Sorry sweety in the real world when you throw a tantrum the police throw one as well; Bonus for you keepin real now has your silly ass on youtube and now thoughts from a fellow youtuber

ray j gay?

that's what monica danger aka danger from for the love of ray j says. she spilled the beans on a radio show recently saying he was hooking up with rapper, young buck.

ray quickly denied it, explaining that "I still got love for Danger, that’s one of my peoples (sic). But I didn’t (return) her calls for the last 2-3 weeks. So she threatened to say ‘I’m going to tell people you’re gay!’ She went along and actually did it! I’m not gay but I got love for gay people because I work with gay people… girls and dudes. I’m comfortable with my sexuality."

we all know that danger is batshit crazy. that's why we love her. but these two, at least according to the new season, are supposed to be besties now. i need to know all the deets. why was ray ignoring her calls? what did she say in each voicemail she left after calling every five minutes? at what point did she actually say "i won't be ignoooored ray!"? did she buy the rabbit that she boiled or did she just grab one from her neighbor or did she go into a random person's house and steal it? does she have any tapes of ray saying that he's boinking young buck? how many times did she cut herself? and lastly, did she decide to tattoo her newborn baby's face as a result of being ignored by one of the sexiest men in the world?

so many questions..... well, it's a shame cuz i really liked the idea of those two being best friends. then again, if you decide to befriend a crazy, you have to expect crazy shit, so maybe all is well. i don't believe for a second that ray is gay. i'm way too in love with him for that to be the case. plus, how many gay guys do YOU know that are friends with tom green AND snoop dog? none? well i rest my case. but i do encourage danger to speak out to the public more often. i love her crazy tales.

thanks for letting me write in this awesome blog derez! love you!

xoxo moronicblogger

Shaq Vs Johnny Law

I admit I thought the Vs idea was pretty hilarious in an of itself but this might be prove to be even better. Can Shaq dominate these courts like he has the NBA? I doubt it.
One thing that has surprised me is the amount of attention both Tiger and Shaq are getting. What did this tell us about celebrities that we didn't already know? They are people just like us they just have more money and like the late great (not sure if being a drug dealer qualifies you as great) Notorious BIG said "Mo'Money, Mo'Problems"

Am Edition: Remakes

Hi Hi Hi today's edition for the first time ever will be posted here, what are you waiting for get over there and check it out and also check check out the other posts. -Derz

Keyshia Clear's the Air

Blogging on a sunday afternoon I guess hell hath frozen :)

“To all my friends and fans,

It’s time that I clear the air. It’s not a secret that I haven’t been in contact with my mother Frankie, and my sisters Neffe and Elite and I never wanted to air out our differences to the public. While I won’t go into detail here I find it necessary to let you guys know I decided to stop communication with them because I was at a point in my life where I needed serenity and peace to move forward. Please know I love my family very much but it was time to let it go. You guys are a witness to a lot of what was happening from watching on air and online. Now that I am becoming a mom my passion for having a loving and peaceful home for my child is my #1 priority. It’s very important to both Daniel and I. My plate is very full; I have a new baby coming, we are planning our wedding and I am working in the studio on a new album that I am close to completing. The stress that my family is giving me with their constant false reports is not healthy and it’s not what I need at this time in my life. Please understand that there are only a few people that can officially confirm or deny anything that’s happening in my life and that’s me, Daniel, and my publicist, Tresa Sanders. And my girl Monica never lies.”

Love Your Girl,

KC

I actually saw her show while it was still on the air and I can see where she is coming from a hundred percent with wanting to not have such negativity in her life. Lets be real her family sees her as their meal ticket so they will always have their hands out. When she was settled into her life as a star she moved he family in with her. Eventually they were able to make money own their own because of her. Do you really think anybody would give a damn about frankie if she wasn't keyshia's mother?

This might be a really cold thing to say but I walk past people like frankie everyday in the streets she is not that special. Trifling people exist solely to drag other people down. I wish Keyshia the best and I hope everyone that tries to leech off of her has karma bite them in the ass