Hello beautiful people, come on in out of the ugly world and spend a few moments in the beautiful world of Derez. Sorry I've been away for such a long time but to be honest the world became to boring and dull for me to care much about the goings on; that was until today of course. Alright one thing you guys and girls need to know about is a site called http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/ The site is a popular vlog/blog and its main attraction is the Nostalgia Critic and if you have never seen one of his shows you are missing out big time. This all has a point I swear, and it leads to Lindsay; So
make yourself comfortable and I'm warning you if you're having a bad day prepare to kick it in the balls and laugh your face off.
http://theroommovie.com/ This movie ...... there aren't enough words in my vocabulary to describe this movie.....I'm going to link you to a review of ......this movie, that's right I need a Pro to talk to you about........this movie
I'm only linking the first part if you find it interesting check out the videos on the side to see the remaining two parts. I regret that you guys had to witness that but trust me movies can only get better after seeing that one.
Alright meat and potatoes, Miss Lohan reported to prison today that's right this mean girl just became a bad bitch, that's right she has street cred now.....well as much as a celebrity can get.
Lindsay Lohan received her first visitor in jail - her attorney. "Understandably, Lindsay's having a difficult time adjusting as it would be for anyone," Shawn Chapman Holley told People after the brief visit with her client Tuesday. "She's trying to make the necessary adjustments to an extremely stressful and difficult situation. There were some tears." Lohan, who'll be confined to her 12-by-8 cell alone for approximately 22 hours a day for about two weeks, is being kept in a special segregated unit away from the general population.
22 hours a day of alone time; away from the public that drives her crazy,
Is this a prison sentence or some fantasy resort for her to "find" herself?
She's a celeb no duh, but it seems like she's just going on a two-week vacation.
They prison officials are already talking about releasing her for good behavior,
Resulting from that prison being overcrowded, if I got arrested for jaywalking and sent to prison for it, I think I would more then likely be serving the entire 90 days, good behavior or not, if you didn't already know this, Celebs are better than us regular folk, Lindsay you get a pass though because your father is a douchebag so we can understand why you're nuts.
Drz
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Friday, July 9, 2010
Thursday, April 22, 2010
South PIzark
I've checked out the episode and the only thing i have to say about it is I was dissapointed. The episode would have been decent if it wasn't attached to the awesome 200th episode. The 200th episode was awesome because it reminded me of everything that's awesome about south park. They don't pick on anybody specifically they pick on EVERYBODY.
I am not going to spoil it but its looking like this ep will be banned. I'm proud that Trey and Matt stood behind their work, you can't please everyone all the time and if you'll ultimately fail. Kudos for not backing down guys
I am not going to spoil it but its looking like this ep will be banned. I'm proud that Trey and Matt stood behind their work, you can't please everyone all the time and if you'll ultimately fail. Kudos for not backing down guys
Thursday, March 25, 2010
No More Hero's
Here's the Perception
This is the Reality
I picked this commercial to post because I felt it needed to be brought back in the midst of all the athletes that have been put on pedestals by the public only to find out that they aren't the men/women that their billion dollar ad campaigns make them out to be.
This is the Reality
I picked this commercial to post because I felt it needed to be brought back in the midst of all the athletes that have been put on pedestals by the public only to find out that they aren't the men/women that their billion dollar ad campaigns make them out to be.
Jesse James
I was checking out TMZ earlier and came across a posting about the public finding out about another one of his flings and after seeing a picture of her I'm starting to think he has a thing for hookers and porno whores.
I mean I've seen them and they are pretty MEH but this mofo gave up Sandra "america's sweetheart" and MILF for two whores, maybe if he pleads insanity the public will show him mercy, he must have some kind of mental deficiency
If you're networth is a 1.25 and you're a model chances are you might be a whore.....just sayin....
I mean I've seen them and they are pretty MEH but this mofo gave up Sandra "america's sweetheart" and MILF for two whores, maybe if he pleads insanity the public will show him mercy, he must have some kind of mental deficiency
If you're networth is a 1.25 and you're a model chances are you might be a whore.....just sayin....
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
If you're a fan of horror movies, slashers in particular then there is no way in hell you haven't seen halloween and halloween 2. The story revolves around a big brother and a little sister, sibling rivalry TO THE DEATH!!!!
..........I can't even pretend to be unbiased....Rob Zombies halloweens SUCKED....before this shocking news upsets your day let me say that I enjoyed Zombie's ORIGINAL work but....yeah. John Carpenter's original had something that alot of zombies movie's lack and that's pacing. A frantic oh shit these motherfuckers are nuts works for the devils rejects because you know damn well they aren't stalking anything and they are like a pack of dogs. I think that this generation of movie goers have the attention span of fruit flies...... This post is taking to long.....AVOID any film by Rob Zombie that isn't his original idea
Rez Out
..........I can't even pretend to be unbiased....Rob Zombies halloweens SUCKED....before this shocking news upsets your day let me say that I enjoyed Zombie's ORIGINAL work but....yeah. John Carpenter's original had something that alot of zombies movie's lack and that's pacing. A frantic oh shit these motherfuckers are nuts works for the devils rejects because you know damn well they aren't stalking anything and they are like a pack of dogs. I think that this generation of movie goers have the attention span of fruit flies...... This post is taking to long.....AVOID any film by Rob Zombie that isn't his original idea
Rez Out
Monday, March 22, 2010
LOLSouthPark
The last episode of South park was awesome, their spin on the Tiger cheating situation was pretty hilarious and I have to admit if EA made a golf game like THAT, I would play it just for the drama drama drama :)
:( I want to make a vlog about remakes.....but I don't want to reveal what I look like :( This sucks .....and this remake stuff is getting pretty out of control. I've talked multiple times with Moronic about it and at this point neither of us are surprised when another remake is announced.
Creativity and imagination must have gone out of style this generation, don't get me wrong there have been a few really good original movies but as a movie goer you actually have to dig a little bit to find those gems.
I like Rob Zombies ORIGINAL movies, every thing is upped from the violence to the creepy weirdo characters and I love it. Right now I am about to pop in his version of Halloween 2, the remake was made of fail but for some reason I can't stop myself from wanting to find out if the second half is just as bad. I am not going to bother comparing the original 2 halloweens to these because quite simply no one in their right mind would consider Zombies versions better then those (author included)
I had a sit down dinner in korea town last night with a film friend and we discussed the failing cinematic climate and the only reason we could come up with was that money is the bottom line on why all the remakes are coming. I chuckled to myself because me and Moronic who while not a part of the industry but is an avid movie watcher came to the same conclusion months maybe even a year prior to last nights conversation.
This week I think Derez's brother site will be doing something media related but who knows how that will play out but who knows maybe whatever they do over there will be the first drop of rain to hit the world in this cinematic draught, one could hope right?
Speaking of Draughts, last weekend, I tagged along with Moronic as she shopped and we did the mall celeb thing just walking around like nobody else in the place mattered.....who are we kidding they didn't :)
Anyway Rezzie out
Creativity and imagination must have gone out of style this generation, don't get me wrong there have been a few really good original movies but as a movie goer you actually have to dig a little bit to find those gems.
I like Rob Zombies ORIGINAL movies, every thing is upped from the violence to the creepy weirdo characters and I love it. Right now I am about to pop in his version of Halloween 2, the remake was made of fail but for some reason I can't stop myself from wanting to find out if the second half is just as bad. I am not going to bother comparing the original 2 halloweens to these because quite simply no one in their right mind would consider Zombies versions better then those (author included)
I had a sit down dinner in korea town last night with a film friend and we discussed the failing cinematic climate and the only reason we could come up with was that money is the bottom line on why all the remakes are coming. I chuckled to myself because me and Moronic who while not a part of the industry but is an avid movie watcher came to the same conclusion months maybe even a year prior to last nights conversation.
This week I think Derez's brother site will be doing something media related but who knows how that will play out but who knows maybe whatever they do over there will be the first drop of rain to hit the world in this cinematic draught, one could hope right?
Speaking of Draughts, last weekend, I tagged along with Moronic as she shopped and we did the mall celeb thing just walking around like nobody else in the place mattered.....who are we kidding they didn't :)
Anyway Rezzie out
Sunday, March 21, 2010
State of affairs
Celebrities BE INTERESTING AGAIN! Back when Derez first started there was a ton of stuff to blog about but lately there is one theme that just refuses to die douchebags celebrities and their cheating ways. Full circle I guess because the first time I became interested in Celeb going-ons was the whole jon and kate fiasco. I think I got into the blogging game during a time when outrageous celebrity antics are at a all time low.
do we really care that tiger cheated? It was interesting for about a week but now it's just really lame and the media like usual is trying to drag this story out....LET IT GO MOFO'S! I hope there is something interesting to write about tommorow
Rez
do we really care that tiger cheated? It was interesting for about a week but now it's just really lame and the media like usual is trying to drag this story out....LET IT GO MOFO'S! I hope there is something interesting to write about tommorow
Rez
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Before Derez does his things I thought I would say something about the unfortunate passing of Jun Seba AKA Nujabes. I have never met the man but his music has been the soundtrack to my life for the past six years, I am really sad about the fact that the world will probably never hear what luv(sic) pt 4 would have sounded like but I take solace in the fact that even though he is gone, his music will still be the score to my life.
-----Treu
The bitch is back, but don't call me a bitch because I am a man! Surprise Surprise If you're surprised(surprised) about seeing a brand spanking new post from the fabulous one then move over sugar tits because you are not the only one; I am plenty surprised(surprised) myself. When I lost my interest in the hustle and bustle of Hollywood it became a chore to write good juicy posts so instead of faking it, I left.
So what brought me back? Well getting regular access to the net made it easier but in reality I am coming back because somewhere along the line I forgot that people actually read what I write. The number has never been large but there has always been a few diehards that would read every post. Today one of them asked me when I was coming back. Honestly I was surprised and a little caught off guard but here I am.
Cheating seems to be the new hot thing with Today's celebs; in previous incarnations of Hollywood; the world never found out who was sleeping with who until one of the people had died. These days we know who is sleeping with who almost instantly and if we don't you can be damn sure that one half is keeping meticulous records of everything that happened to make for damn sure they can get a payday. It came out recently that one of the whores tiger "smashed" kept a record of his sexts. To see what he wrote clicky clicky There are only two reasons to keep txts, you're sweety said something cute or you're planning on using it later as a HAH you're a dirty pervert and now the world will know HAHAHAHAHA....wait what does that say about you though if you kept those as evidence? I have certain txts that I have kept to remember specific moments and feelings and I would never share those with the world.
Does the world not know how to love anymore? Some days I ask myself that and I remember a letter I wrote in a blizzard and I know that there are at least a handful of lovers out there. Sandra Bullock AKA America's sweetheart recently had her husband admit that he was cheating and she left his ass, Good going Miss Bullock. Why put up with someone that obviously wants something else? Why suffer the headache, if you want to go fuck someone else , speak up,get out and move the fuck on. I think folks confuse Love with Stability and Security. If you have stability and security you must have love right, HA. Anyway I'm glad his forgiveness has fallen on deaf ears, honestly and some of you may disagree with this but once a cheater always a cheater.
Here's the 411 on marriage: If you're thinking of sleeping with someone else are you really in love? Don't give me that oh it was a moment of weakness garbage either because plenty other people have those weak moments and don't act on them.
Anyway people like Tiger, Jon and Sandra's husband piss me off, you have the entire world basically at your hands and you go and ruin your family for ass? I would kill to have someone love me. Damn this post went way longer then it should have, sorry folks lol
^^Rezzie^^^
-----Treu
The bitch is back, but don't call me a bitch because I am a man! Surprise Surprise If you're surprised(surprised) about seeing a brand spanking new post from the fabulous one then move over sugar tits because you are not the only one; I am plenty surprised(surprised) myself. When I lost my interest in the hustle and bustle of Hollywood it became a chore to write good juicy posts so instead of faking it, I left.
So what brought me back? Well getting regular access to the net made it easier but in reality I am coming back because somewhere along the line I forgot that people actually read what I write. The number has never been large but there has always been a few diehards that would read every post. Today one of them asked me when I was coming back. Honestly I was surprised and a little caught off guard but here I am.
Cheating seems to be the new hot thing with Today's celebs; in previous incarnations of Hollywood; the world never found out who was sleeping with who until one of the people had died. These days we know who is sleeping with who almost instantly and if we don't you can be damn sure that one half is keeping meticulous records of everything that happened to make for damn sure they can get a payday. It came out recently that one of the whores tiger "smashed" kept a record of his sexts. To see what he wrote clicky clicky There are only two reasons to keep txts, you're sweety said something cute or you're planning on using it later as a HAH you're a dirty pervert and now the world will know HAHAHAHAHA....wait what does that say about you though if you kept those as evidence? I have certain txts that I have kept to remember specific moments and feelings and I would never share those with the world.
Does the world not know how to love anymore? Some days I ask myself that and I remember a letter I wrote in a blizzard and I know that there are at least a handful of lovers out there. Sandra Bullock AKA America's sweetheart recently had her husband admit that he was cheating and she left his ass, Good going Miss Bullock. Why put up with someone that obviously wants something else? Why suffer the headache, if you want to go fuck someone else , speak up,get out and move the fuck on. I think folks confuse Love with Stability and Security. If you have stability and security you must have love right, HA. Anyway I'm glad his forgiveness has fallen on deaf ears, honestly and some of you may disagree with this but once a cheater always a cheater.
Here's the 411 on marriage: If you're thinking of sleeping with someone else are you really in love? Don't give me that oh it was a moment of weakness garbage either because plenty other people have those weak moments and don't act on them.
Anyway people like Tiger, Jon and Sandra's husband piss me off, you have the entire world basically at your hands and you go and ruin your family for ass? I would kill to have someone love me. Damn this post went way longer then it should have, sorry folks lol
^^Rezzie^^^
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Wow
Ok I get it, I finally understand........Poncho's are hideous, it took this picture
for me to see the ugliness that known as poncho, I came really close to putting the one I own in the garbage after recoiling in horror at the fact that I own one. I thought to myself well mines is at least a solid color.....it doesn't matter, they are horrid!
Even right now I'm thinking about going to dig it out of the closet and bagging it.
Right now it's still buried in the closet, If i see it tonight it's history!
for me to see the ugliness that known as poncho, I came really close to putting the one I own in the garbage after recoiling in horror at the fact that I own one. I thought to myself well mines is at least a solid color.....it doesn't matter, they are horrid!
Even right now I'm thinking about going to dig it out of the closet and bagging it.
Right now it's still buried in the closet, If i see it tonight it's history!
Kanye's Dissapperance....possibly explained
I was kind of hoping his complete disappearance from the public meant he was working on a new album and according to Perez and a hip hop blog I visit I was right on the money. I wonder what the concept of this album will be about though, I don't think he is the kind of artist that needs to think long to come up with a brilliant concept. I admit I wasn't and I'm still not a giant fan of 808's and heartbreaks but I'm more open to his change of style now after listening to the album after the hype finally died down.
808's and Heartbreaks was different from most Hip Hop albums in the fact that it had a concept and it held that concept throughout the entire album. Initially I skipped it as I'm not a fan of synths, they're just ear poison to me but whatever I finally gave it a listen after checking out another artist I refused to listen too for well over a year. Lady Gaga. Long story short, I was impressed with her first album because of the production. Alright back on topic, after Kanye pulled his stunt at the VMA's and he was briefly painted as an out of control jackass (even Obama called him a jackass) he faded from the spotlight. Hopefully his time away let him clear his head a bit and think about what he wants to do with both his life and his music.
808's and Heartbreaks was different from most Hip Hop albums in the fact that it had a concept and it held that concept throughout the entire album. Initially I skipped it as I'm not a fan of synths, they're just ear poison to me but whatever I finally gave it a listen after checking out another artist I refused to listen too for well over a year. Lady Gaga. Long story short, I was impressed with her first album because of the production. Alright back on topic, after Kanye pulled his stunt at the VMA's and he was briefly painted as an out of control jackass (even Obama called him a jackass) he faded from the spotlight. Hopefully his time away let him clear his head a bit and think about what he wants to do with both his life and his music.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Does anybody really care..... and a small fox rant
About the fact that Linda Hogan just released a book about her life with Hulk Hogan?
I can't even feign interest but since it was front page news over on perez I thought I would piggyback and talk a little bit about it as well. Actually I can't even force myself to write about Linda,Hulk or any of the remaining Bollea's I just do not care lol
Ok here we go one of my favorite people to hate on one of my favorite stations to hate.
Nancy Grace is a bitch, I am not going to sugar coat it, not even a tiny bit. Yes I am glad she turned her wrath on jon and what an ass chewing that was but outside of that; I hate her. Alright, let's get into this I'm warning some of you know this could get a little messy and a little political. Nancy Grace is being sued by the parents of a woman who committed suicide after she accused of being responsible for the disappearance of her child on live tv. Ok time out let's take a look at this, you're accused of a crime and of all the networks out there you chose to take your story to fox.... THIS FOX
And for Giggles
This is just a little primer to catch you up before you go any further Clicky
Nancy on Good Morning America talking about it
Nancy if you wanted to be a judge you should have stayed in Atlanta and became one
It is not your job to pass judgment on people; yes the mom was suspicious but let the police do their jobs, play your position and shut the hell up, ask your questions.
I know as a someone who has been both the interviewer and the interviewee, that the people in charge want captivating television and sound bites, just how far are you willing to go Nancy? Does your Victims Advocate training allow you to also be a detective? I am not knocking Victims Advocates one of my close friends is one.
What pisses me off about this is simply this, the media is a very powerful tool; it shapes the world we see and the world that we live in....do we really want people like Nancy Grace controlling it? A world built on half truths and paranoia?
Oh and just in case it was not clear, FUCK FOX, You are only the messengers
I can't even feign interest but since it was front page news over on perez I thought I would piggyback and talk a little bit about it as well. Actually I can't even force myself to write about Linda,Hulk or any of the remaining Bollea's I just do not care lol
Ok here we go one of my favorite people to hate on one of my favorite stations to hate.
Nancy Grace is a bitch, I am not going to sugar coat it, not even a tiny bit. Yes I am glad she turned her wrath on jon and what an ass chewing that was but outside of that; I hate her. Alright, let's get into this I'm warning some of you know this could get a little messy and a little political. Nancy Grace is being sued by the parents of a woman who committed suicide after she accused of being responsible for the disappearance of her child on live tv. Ok time out let's take a look at this, you're accused of a crime and of all the networks out there you chose to take your story to fox.... THIS FOX
And for Giggles
This is just a little primer to catch you up before you go any further Clicky
Nancy on Good Morning America talking about it
Nancy if you wanted to be a judge you should have stayed in Atlanta and became one
It is not your job to pass judgment on people; yes the mom was suspicious but let the police do their jobs, play your position and shut the hell up, ask your questions.
I know as a someone who has been both the interviewer and the interviewee, that the people in charge want captivating television and sound bites, just how far are you willing to go Nancy? Does your Victims Advocate training allow you to also be a detective? I am not knocking Victims Advocates one of my close friends is one.
What pisses me off about this is simply this, the media is a very powerful tool; it shapes the world we see and the world that we live in....do we really want people like Nancy Grace controlling it? A world built on half truths and paranoia?
Oh and just in case it was not clear, FUCK FOX, You are only the messengers
Monday, January 25, 2010
Bristol..........LMAO and Conan's Last Stand!
............LOL she is just as bad as her mom behind the microphone.....actually they need their own reality show; could you imagine the qoutes that would come out of that show? I can and I think the world needs more laughter and Palin might suck as a politician but as a reality TV star she might be the greatest of ALL TIMES!
*shivers* We came this close to having Palin being in control of the USA..do you realize how scary that is? Now I'm not saying we would have been slave to Robots ALA Terminator after Her and Mccains first year but with APPLE making all kinds of shit, eventually the machines will become self aware and team up with the japanese and bye bye America. Ooooo I wish I uploaded my review of legion, I'llpost that before the night is finished .
A new feature on the blog which was inspired by a a website that moronic suggested will be the mess of the day. Fashion Disasters of EPIC proportions so without further ado I bring you our very first mess!
*barfs*
A couple of weeks ago Gary Coleman was rushed to a hospital ( people refrain making jokes about him having a different stroke.....we're all adults here........*snickers*)
Anyway he is back in the news it seems like the pint sized actor wields fists of fury.
He was arrested yesterday in Utah for domestic assault. Does he grow into the incredible hulk when he gets pissed off? He is like 4'3 maybe he knows karate or something, I can't really imagine him beating someone up I think an aggressive third grader might give him problems but he would get his ass kicked by a full grown woman.
Conan had his last show on friday night and I enjoyed watching it, there were a few surprises one being Steve Carrel but I think the coolest of the night was Conan and Will Ferrel playing Freebird, ferrel even broke out the legendary cowbell ( I blame him whenever I figure out something is missing and someone says "needs more cowbell")
NBC did a good job at getting that clip taken off of youtube so I finally found one it's not the best but then again it's still FREEBIRD. I watched the performance with moronic and it kind of felt like I was watching a piece of history, it was just that cool.
I want to take the time to point this out. Sorry guys and gals it wouldn't let me embed for some reason but check that out anyway, if you're a fan of maple syrup, pants on the ground and politics you'll probably laugh and join me in saying LOLCANADA :)
*shivers* We came this close to having Palin being in control of the USA..do you realize how scary that is? Now I'm not saying we would have been slave to Robots ALA Terminator after Her and Mccains first year but with APPLE making all kinds of shit, eventually the machines will become self aware and team up with the japanese and bye bye America. Ooooo I wish I uploaded my review of legion, I'llpost that before the night is finished .
A new feature on the blog which was inspired by a a website that moronic suggested will be the mess of the day. Fashion Disasters of EPIC proportions so without further ado I bring you our very first mess!
*barfs*
A couple of weeks ago Gary Coleman was rushed to a hospital ( people refrain making jokes about him having a different stroke.....we're all adults here........*snickers*)
Anyway he is back in the news it seems like the pint sized actor wields fists of fury.
He was arrested yesterday in Utah for domestic assault. Does he grow into the incredible hulk when he gets pissed off? He is like 4'3 maybe he knows karate or something, I can't really imagine him beating someone up I think an aggressive third grader might give him problems but he would get his ass kicked by a full grown woman.
Conan had his last show on friday night and I enjoyed watching it, there were a few surprises one being Steve Carrel but I think the coolest of the night was Conan and Will Ferrel playing Freebird, ferrel even broke out the legendary cowbell ( I blame him whenever I figure out something is missing and someone says "needs more cowbell")
NBC did a good job at getting that clip taken off of youtube so I finally found one it's not the best but then again it's still FREEBIRD. I watched the performance with moronic and it kind of felt like I was watching a piece of history, it was just that cool.
I want to take the time to point this out. Sorry guys and gals it wouldn't let me embed for some reason but check that out anyway, if you're a fan of maple syrup, pants on the ground and politics you'll probably laugh and join me in saying LOLCANADA :)
Friday, January 22, 2010
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Revisiting CoCo Vs Leno
Letterman must be enjoying every minute of this entire thing; it's almost like him punching a handcuffed leno in the balls repeatedly while Kimmel holds him and Conan stands there looking sad but not outraged at the entire thing lol. The clip above is satire but it also shows leno's "Locust" pattern of taking shit over. Oh if only someone would have warned poor CoCo wait someone did and in 2006 but....who it was this man!
Hey as much as an asshole as Howard can be he called it, you have to give the man his due. Comedians have been coming out of the woodwork but their are a few with some long standing gripes for the next few posts I'll try and post them and the stories that go along with them.
Here's a clip of Rosie that they played on Howard and I'm not the biggest fan of hers
but she said some things that just made me really see why so many of his peers hate him.
For those that missed it once again for fffffffflaaaaaaame on Kimmel
Here's the monologue Leno References that Kimmel did
I had to go watch a jay monologue to really enjoy kimme's version and I'd give kimmel a 10/10 for mocking the hell out of leno hey even had his band leader mock Leno's band leader and I thought that was awesome and shows that they pay attention to detail. Kimmel your stock is rising my friend don't fuck it up and you'll be around for a loooong time.
Here we Goooo More Stern, this time talking about when Leno handed the show over and the things he said and then his statement about everything that is currently going on
Leno says something I found interesting in the fact that he thinks he is the owner of the tonight show and he was only "Renting" it out to Conan, guess the only thing bigger then his chin is his Ego.
Wonder if this will ever happen again...you would think it wouldn't after the first time with Letterman but ......we know how that ended up lol
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Daaaaaarammmmmmaaaaa (Reality tv regulars skip this post)
I just finished watching what Vh1 considers the best celebrity fights and I can easily see why moronicblogger is such a fan. I was watching and wow it's like being friends with people that will fight for your amusement. I don't condone violence but I do encourage pointless arguments that get loud for the benefit of bystanders.
There was this one clip from I love New York 2 where this really big guy strangled this littler guy named tailor made that wasn't funny ...well except for the part when tailor made yelped, that's right he yelped like a little dog would do when it's get scared.
Actually before that some other guy had a fight with tailor made too and for some reason I couldn't stop laughing as tailor tried to stop his would be assailant with a shiny Loafer clad foot. I think both of those guys should be ashamed of trying to beat up tailor. If you have seen him and you will because I will be embedding the videos; He is completely harmless well he might scratch you up something fierce and yelp to alert the police to your misdoings but still, totally harmless, Shame on you bullies!
I wonder what makes us continue to tune in to watch reality television.
Obviously most of us will not ever have to fight for flava flav (thank you god)
but I think since humans are by design social creatures and also curious, we want to see the crazy people that WILL fight for the love of flav, New York,Chance,Ray J, My left toe and to prove their smarter then 5th graders, 2nd graders, The Boston Red Soxs.
Ok here's my idea for a reality show, you find the douchiest/trashiest people and whoever starts the least shit wins. The losers have to spend a week in prison with real douchebags! For the show to work you would need some damn good agitators.
Charles in Charge of the Fridge :)
When you're a freeloader IE his friend, you shut the hell up during arguments;
Bad move Johnny bad move. Anybody else find it hilarious that he was like HEY SHUT UP, I'm sleeping ova here ova here. I half expected him to say HEY I GOT A RUBBER DUCK OVA HERE OVA HERE. Well Charles is not only in charge of his fridge and our lives (from 3 to 3:30 everyday after school) he is in charge of his damn house...ooo forgot a critical part, The lady of the house is in Charge of Charles :) Damn I'm on fire ova here ova here *Hi five*
Random Video
I was just talking to moronic about slang briefly because she is checking out the snoop dog episode of Ray of Love. Ray introduced snoop as his cousin(cuzin) and one of the girls "smashed a homie" for those of you who are not up on current street terminology. I offer you my unique interpretation of the phrase
Smashed the homie: When a person is promiscuous with an associate
Stupid phrase coined by stupid people? Yup! Enjoy hearing some slang in the clip provided in the clip
There was this one clip from I love New York 2 where this really big guy strangled this littler guy named tailor made that wasn't funny ...well except for the part when tailor made yelped, that's right he yelped like a little dog would do when it's get scared.
Actually before that some other guy had a fight with tailor made too and for some reason I couldn't stop laughing as tailor tried to stop his would be assailant with a shiny Loafer clad foot. I think both of those guys should be ashamed of trying to beat up tailor. If you have seen him and you will because I will be embedding the videos; He is completely harmless well he might scratch you up something fierce and yelp to alert the police to your misdoings but still, totally harmless, Shame on you bullies!
I wonder what makes us continue to tune in to watch reality television.
Obviously most of us will not ever have to fight for flava flav (thank you god)
but I think since humans are by design social creatures and also curious, we want to see the crazy people that WILL fight for the love of flav, New York,Chance,Ray J, My left toe and to prove their smarter then 5th graders, 2nd graders, The Boston Red Soxs.
Ok here's my idea for a reality show, you find the douchiest/trashiest people and whoever starts the least shit wins. The losers have to spend a week in prison with real douchebags! For the show to work you would need some damn good agitators.
Charles in Charge of the Fridge :)
When you're a freeloader IE his friend, you shut the hell up during arguments;
Bad move Johnny bad move. Anybody else find it hilarious that he was like HEY SHUT UP, I'm sleeping ova here ova here. I half expected him to say HEY I GOT A RUBBER DUCK OVA HERE OVA HERE. Well Charles is not only in charge of his fridge and our lives (from 3 to 3:30 everyday after school) he is in charge of his damn house...ooo forgot a critical part, The lady of the house is in Charge of Charles :) Damn I'm on fire ova here ova here *Hi five*
Random Video
I was just talking to moronic about slang briefly because she is checking out the snoop dog episode of Ray of Love. Ray introduced snoop as his cousin(cuzin) and one of the girls "smashed a homie" for those of you who are not up on current street terminology. I offer you my unique interpretation of the phrase
Smashed the homie: When a person is promiscuous with an associate
Stupid phrase coined by stupid people? Yup! Enjoy hearing some slang in the clip provided in the clip
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Dear Douchebags,
I've been refraining from posting about Haiti because there are a lot of people doing that already and with camera's all over the place you can get more then an eyeful.
I'm going to talk about something that is actually pissing me off. One segment of society let's call them "richers" has an attitude of why should we help them.
How about because it's the right fucking thing to do, is that a good enough reason?
I'm talking about everyone that can wipe their asses with hundred dollar bills.
How about spreading some of that out to charity and other worthwhile ventures.
The economy sucks and everybody is trying to hold onto every little cent...guess what guys. If the economy tanks life won't change much for us poor people but you ladies and gentleman will be in for a rude awakening. I think it would be in your best interests to help wherever you can whenever you can whether it be with money or your time, whether it's abroad or here at home. If you don't put that money back into the economy sooner or later. You will be reading this post and your new york times at the local library
I'm going to talk about something that is actually pissing me off. One segment of society let's call them "richers" has an attitude of why should we help them.
How about because it's the right fucking thing to do, is that a good enough reason?
I'm talking about everyone that can wipe their asses with hundred dollar bills.
How about spreading some of that out to charity and other worthwhile ventures.
The economy sucks and everybody is trying to hold onto every little cent...guess what guys. If the economy tanks life won't change much for us poor people but you ladies and gentleman will be in for a rude awakening. I think it would be in your best interests to help wherever you can whenever you can whether it be with money or your time, whether it's abroad or here at home. If you don't put that money back into the economy sooner or later. You will be reading this post and your new york times at the local library
Friday, January 15, 2010
Team COCO
If you haven't been following the situation between Conan and Jay Leno, hit the this and watch this just for giggles
More giggles
This wouldn't even be an issue if Leno just decided to gracefully back out of the lime . He's been doing it for years what could there possibly be left for him to do? Well he found something new to do and in doing so promised the tonight show to Consey. Everything is going great until he starts to tank hardcore at his new time. I wonder if it ever crossed his mind that the reason the show had horrible ratings was due to him and not some mysterious X factor. I see this entire situation as an old guy refusing to let go of the spotlight. I'm not impartial at all; I will say I am fan of conan's style because he doesn't come off as a pompous egocentric jackass.
Conan settled for a payout today but the bigger news is he is not bound to a no compete cause which means he can sign onto any station he chooses and nbc can't say boo about it. What surprises me about everything is Conan has shown an unbelievable amount of poise. Surely if anybody should be landing all kinds of cheap shots on jay it would be him but he has been taking the whole thing in stride +50 for Conando
More giggles
This wouldn't even be an issue if Leno just decided to gracefully back out of the lime . He's been doing it for years what could there possibly be left for him to do? Well he found something new to do and in doing so promised the tonight show to Consey. Everything is going great until he starts to tank hardcore at his new time. I wonder if it ever crossed his mind that the reason the show had horrible ratings was due to him and not some mysterious X factor. I see this entire situation as an old guy refusing to let go of the spotlight. I'm not impartial at all; I will say I am fan of conan's style because he doesn't come off as a pompous egocentric jackass.
Conan settled for a payout today but the bigger news is he is not bound to a no compete cause which means he can sign onto any station he chooses and nbc can't say boo about it. What surprises me about everything is Conan has shown an unbelievable amount of poise. Surely if anybody should be landing all kinds of cheap shots on jay it would be him but he has been taking the whole thing in stride +50 for Conando
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Jon Cries Wolf
Jon "Jonboy" Gosselin is back in the news again (surprise surprise) the NYPD after taking a look at all the evidence of the "burglary" of his Manhattan home are pretty close too calling BULLSHIT on the entire thing. Jonboy has had a history of pulling publicity stunts. Obviously he is not too bright as even too the most naive person a letter left pinned to a dresser with the assailants name on it is a little to perfect.
I really believe he thinks the world is full of retards. I think his thought process was like this."Hey TMZ took a bunch of photo's at my house of hailey taking her stuff out.
If I can somehow get in there after she has left wreck the place, leave a note and disappear to my folks and then kate's house it will magically appear as if I am worthy of sympathy".
I really believe he thinks the world is full of retards. I think his thought process was like this."Hey TMZ took a bunch of photo's at my house of hailey taking her stuff out.
If I can somehow get in there after she has left wreck the place, leave a note and disappear to my folks and then kate's house it will magically appear as if I am worthy of sympathy".
When Keeping it real goes wrong: Mcdonalds Edition
A woman who went on a rampage at a McDonald's in Kansas City because she didn't like her hamburger. Police released the surveillance footage in hope of catching the woman who caused thousands of dollars in damage
Who amongst you hasn't wanted to raise hell in Mcdonalds after they gotten your simple order of a big mac combo wrong. I thought it was assumed that I wanted both buns with my hamburger......RAGE'D sike but seriously they do fuck up orders and sometimes they bitch about fixing it. Now that I got that out of the way. I wonder how badly they would have had to fuck up her burger for her to flip out like that. In the video show disappears for like a second and grabs this giant bucket of water; where the hell did it come from? I thought she grabbed one of the fountain drink machines at first.
Sorry sweety in the real world when you throw a tantrum the police throw one as well; Bonus for you keepin real now has your silly ass on youtube and now thoughts from a fellow youtuber
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
ray j gay?
that's what monica danger aka danger from for the love of ray j says. she spilled the beans on a radio show recently saying he was hooking up with rapper, young buck.
ray quickly denied it, explaining that "I still got love for Danger, that’s one of my peoples (sic). But I didn’t (return) her calls for the last 2-3 weeks. So she threatened to say ‘I’m going to tell people you’re gay!’ She went along and actually did it! I’m not gay but I got love for gay people because I work with gay people… girls and dudes. I’m comfortable with my sexuality."
we all know that danger is batshit crazy. that's why we love her. but these two, at least according to the new season, are supposed to be besties now. i need to know all the deets. why was ray ignoring her calls? what did she say in each voicemail she left after calling every five minutes? at what point did she actually say "i won't be ignoooored ray!"? did she buy the rabbit that she boiled or did she just grab one from her neighbor or did she go into a random person's house and steal it? does she have any tapes of ray saying that he's boinking young buck? how many times did she cut herself? and lastly, did she decide to tattoo her newborn baby's face as a result of being ignored by one of the sexiest men in the world?
so many questions..... well, it's a shame cuz i really liked the idea of those two being best friends. then again, if you decide to befriend a crazy, you have to expect crazy shit, so maybe all is well. i don't believe for a second that ray is gay. i'm way too in love with him for that to be the case. plus, how many gay guys do YOU know that are friends with tom green AND snoop dog? none? well i rest my case. but i do encourage danger to speak out to the public more often. i love her crazy tales.
thanks for letting me write in this awesome blog derez! love you!
xoxo moronicblogger
Shaq Vs Johnny Law
I admit I thought the Vs idea was pretty hilarious in an of itself but this might be prove to be even better. Can Shaq dominate these courts like he has the NBA? I doubt it.
One thing that has surprised me is the amount of attention both Tiger and Shaq are getting. What did this tell us about celebrities that we didn't already know? They are people just like us they just have more money and like the late great (not sure if being a drug dealer qualifies you as great) Notorious BIG said "Mo'Money, Mo'Problems"
One thing that has surprised me is the amount of attention both Tiger and Shaq are getting. What did this tell us about celebrities that we didn't already know? They are people just like us they just have more money and like the late great (not sure if being a drug dealer qualifies you as great) Notorious BIG said "Mo'Money, Mo'Problems"
Monday, January 11, 2010
Am Edition: Remakes
Hi Hi Hi today's edition for the first time ever will be posted here, what are you waiting for get over there and check it out and also check check out the other posts. -Derz
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Keyshia Clear's the Air
Blogging on a sunday afternoon I guess hell hath frozen :)
I actually saw her show while it was still on the air and I can see where she is coming from a hundred percent with wanting to not have such negativity in her life. Lets be real her family sees her as their meal ticket so they will always have their hands out. When she was settled into her life as a star she moved he family in with her. Eventually they were able to make money own their own because of her. Do you really think anybody would give a damn about frankie if she wasn't keyshia's mother?
This might be a really cold thing to say but I walk past people like frankie everyday in the streets she is not that special. Trifling people exist solely to drag other people down. I wish Keyshia the best and I hope everyone that tries to leech off of her has karma bite them in the ass
“To all my friends and fans,
It’s time that I clear the air. It’s not a secret that I haven’t been in contact with my mother Frankie, and my sisters Neffe and Elite and I never wanted to air out our differences to the public. While I won’t go into detail here I find it necessary to let you guys know I decided to stop communication with them because I was at a point in my life where I needed serenity and peace to move forward. Please know I love my family very much but it was time to let it go. You guys are a witness to a lot of what was happening from watching on air and online. Now that I am becoming a mom my passion for having a loving and peaceful home for my child is my #1 priority. It’s very important to both Daniel and I. My plate is very full; I have a new baby coming, we are planning our wedding and I am working in the studio on a new album that I am close to completing. The stress that my family is giving me with their constant false reports is not healthy and it’s not what I need at this time in my life. Please understand that there are only a few people that can officially confirm or deny anything that’s happening in my life and that’s me, Daniel, and my publicist, Tresa Sanders. And my girl Monica never lies.”
Love Your Girl,
KC
I actually saw her show while it was still on the air and I can see where she is coming from a hundred percent with wanting to not have such negativity in her life. Lets be real her family sees her as their meal ticket so they will always have their hands out. When she was settled into her life as a star she moved he family in with her. Eventually they were able to make money own their own because of her. Do you really think anybody would give a damn about frankie if she wasn't keyshia's mother?
This might be a really cold thing to say but I walk past people like frankie everyday in the streets she is not that special. Trifling people exist solely to drag other people down. I wish Keyshia the best and I hope everyone that tries to leech off of her has karma bite them in the ass
Friday, January 8, 2010
Frankie: Check My Website
Frankie is Keyshia
Derz
There were rumors recently surrounding keyshia's status and wellFrankie flat out confirmed everything. I am not sure if I should laugh or shake my head at her antics I think I'll do both
WHO THE FUCK IS SNOOKI?
Can somebody tell me? I seriously do not know who she is or why she is important. I understand watching douchebags can be entertaining but uh by aren't we sending them the wrong message? If douchebags and jerkass's realize they can make some serious bank wouldn't that just encourage them to stay the way they are?
In mid december she was involved in an altercation at a bar during the filming of the show. A guy that had one to many drinks in him decided to steal one from her and she told him off. Well this guy hauls off and decks her, I am talking closed fist.
Masculinity + Alcohol= Proving you're a badass by hitting a woman who can't weigh more then 115 pounds. I am sure all the guys we're impressed with how you handled that.
In the clip guys were hooting and hollering as if they were at a prize fight. As a man, that was a disgrace and all of those assholes need to reasses a few things.
I know a few guys are going to claim Equal rights=Equal fights; guys that's bullshit
Are you really going to tell me that an unarmed snooki that was mouthing off about something she was 100% in the right about deserved to be hit like a man? Yes I know some ladies try to use that to their advantage and provoke but that wasn't the case here. The kicker here is which I think if true means the guy that punched her should be locked up. Allegedly he is an MMA fighter and if you're a professional that means your hands and legs are declared LEGAL WEAPONS. Now think about it a trained fighter that is drunk floors a woman......is there anything equal about that?
For those that support equal rights=equal fights, let some gigantic asshole take a swing at your daughter and lets see how equal things are then 'kay
You know what I was going to get into another subject but this one still kind of has me. I touched on this a little bit before but I thought I would bring it up again.
Where is the line for the guys that won't raise there hand to a woman but has a woman that can and will raise a hand to the man. I think this where a lot of guys become confused because on paper it seems pretty cut and dry, if you hit a woman for any reason. You become two things, A BITCH and a woman beater, left with those two options it seems almost as if they have a free pass to go to town on you and it's a lose lose situation. Well after doing some digging I have found out that you are allowed to defend yourself within reason. The Key part in that is within reason. You can hit back( but honestly it would be better to restrain, a even if you take a punch and give one back your punch will do more damage even if you half ass it,physics and stuff)
Just because you have the right to defend yourself doesn't give you carte blanche to jackie chan someone. Jeez this post turned into something else entirely sorry folks.
It just really pisses me off domestic violence and abuse is just something we shouldn't accept personally or in the society we live in.
Derz
In mid december she was involved in an altercation at a bar during the filming of the show. A guy that had one to many drinks in him decided to steal one from her and she told him off. Well this guy hauls off and decks her, I am talking closed fist.
Masculinity + Alcohol= Proving you're a badass by hitting a woman who can't weigh more then 115 pounds. I am sure all the guys we're impressed with how you handled that.
In the clip guys were hooting and hollering as if they were at a prize fight. As a man, that was a disgrace and all of those assholes need to reasses a few things.
I know a few guys are going to claim Equal rights=Equal fights; guys that's bullshit
Are you really going to tell me that an unarmed snooki that was mouthing off about something she was 100% in the right about deserved to be hit like a man? Yes I know some ladies try to use that to their advantage and provoke but that wasn't the case here. The kicker here is which I think if true means the guy that punched her should be locked up. Allegedly he is an MMA fighter and if you're a professional that means your hands and legs are declared LEGAL WEAPONS. Now think about it a trained fighter that is drunk floors a woman......is there anything equal about that?
For those that support equal rights=equal fights, let some gigantic asshole take a swing at your daughter and lets see how equal things are then 'kay
You know what I was going to get into another subject but this one still kind of has me. I touched on this a little bit before but I thought I would bring it up again.
Where is the line for the guys that won't raise there hand to a woman but has a woman that can and will raise a hand to the man. I think this where a lot of guys become confused because on paper it seems pretty cut and dry, if you hit a woman for any reason. You become two things, A BITCH and a woman beater, left with those two options it seems almost as if they have a free pass to go to town on you and it's a lose lose situation. Well after doing some digging I have found out that you are allowed to defend yourself within reason. The Key part in that is within reason. You can hit back( but honestly it would be better to restrain, a even if you take a punch and give one back your punch will do more damage even if you half ass it,physics and stuff)
Just because you have the right to defend yourself doesn't give you carte blanche to jackie chan someone. Jeez this post turned into something else entirely sorry folks.
It just really pisses me off domestic violence and abuse is just something we shouldn't accept personally or in the society we live in.
Derz
Busy day
It's been a busy day here in Derez land but I am Hoping to give you guys an awesome post around 6 ish :)
Derz
Derz
AM Edition: Why I want to be Mayor
BALTIMORE — Mayor Sheila Dixon fought back tears as she announced her resignation and thanked her staff for its loyalty and hard work. She acknowledged that she made poor choices and that she "disappointed" herself and her constituents.
What she didn't do was apologize or explain the actions that led to her downfall – her guilty plea on a perjury charge and her earlier conviction on a misdemeanor embezzlement charge.
Why do people only feel remorse when they're caught and never "fight back tears" before they do the stupid thing? I am not saying I'm some kind of angel I just finished stealing an album what's the difference between me an the Ex mayor? I'm not trying to get away with it, R I A A you have one day, CATCH ME IF YOU CAN BITCHES!
Dixon's resignation Wednesday ended a three-year tenure that began with promise but unraveled amid embarrassing allegations that she stole from the poor.
So basically she was helping the poor up with one hand and stealing their wallets with the other hand....wait she sounds like every politician ever.
Dixon, a 56-year-old Democrat, also gets to keep her city pension, which she would have had to forfeit with a conviction on her record.
Wait a minute she gets caught red handed and manages to avoid this not getting put on her record which is a condition for keeping a city pension AND she can run for office again (not the 2011 election) If a regular person did that there would be no way in hell that person would be able to get off so lightly. Yes the 45,000 they are making her pay would probably put the average person in the poor house BUT maybe since she has money and was convicted of stealing from people without maybe she should be giving money BACK, just a thought from a poor person
Thursday, January 7, 2010
How can Ny schools do anything but suck
When it's the principal that not only suggests it but starts it *Shakes head* if any of you pervy principals are out there I meant the one on my shoulders.
Btw I Keep telling princess there's a reason why I do not know the difference between to and too.. instead of trying to teach me they were busy trying to date me
Principal Quintin Cedeno has been fired from his post after an investigation revealed that he had touched or solicited oral sex from at least four male students in a Queens high school, according to NY1.
Cedeno was also “engaging in electronic communications and inappropriate conversations with at least eight male students,” texting a 16-year-old that he was “mad u guys didn’t invite me” to hang out at night, the Times reports.
The investigation at the High School For Construction Trades, Engineering and Architecture in Ozone Park began last October when a guidance counselor filed a sexual harassment complaint against Cedeno after a 15-year-old student said the principal offered to perform oral sex on him. Other students then came forward and alleged that Cedeno had slapped the buttocks of members of the basketball team and offered to perform oral sex on one teen about 15 times over a three year period.
What the hell is wrong with that guy? Are there no men his age or what?
First of all he is in New York City basically and the last time I was there there didn't seem like a shortage of gay men, If anything I think there are even more of them. So it's not like there is no opportunity for companionship or physicality.
This is a pretty serious charge and it's the only one where I take the stance of guilty until proven innocent. I am pretty lax when it comes to other crimes, mostly theft of intellectual property white collar crime mostly (cept enron types FUCK THEM)
This guy should be flayed publically and his livelihood should be gone. That is really harsh right? Wrong, he was given a position of trust and he betrayed that the moment he slapped the first ass and sent the first text. Maybe you'll find a more fulfilling relationship in jail, I hear you can get all the dick you like there
Btw I Keep telling princess there's a reason why I do not know the difference between to and too.. instead of trying to teach me they were busy trying to date me
Principal Quintin Cedeno has been fired from his post after an investigation revealed that he had touched or solicited oral sex from at least four male students in a Queens high school, according to NY1.
Cedeno was also “engaging in electronic communications and inappropriate conversations with at least eight male students,” texting a 16-year-old that he was “mad u guys didn’t invite me” to hang out at night, the Times reports.
The investigation at the High School For Construction Trades, Engineering and Architecture in Ozone Park began last October when a guidance counselor filed a sexual harassment complaint against Cedeno after a 15-year-old student said the principal offered to perform oral sex on him. Other students then came forward and alleged that Cedeno had slapped the buttocks of members of the basketball team and offered to perform oral sex on one teen about 15 times over a three year period.
What the hell is wrong with that guy? Are there no men his age or what?
First of all he is in New York City basically and the last time I was there there didn't seem like a shortage of gay men, If anything I think there are even more of them. So it's not like there is no opportunity for companionship or physicality.
This is a pretty serious charge and it's the only one where I take the stance of guilty until proven innocent. I am pretty lax when it comes to other crimes, mostly theft of intellectual property white collar crime mostly (cept enron types FUCK THEM)
This guy should be flayed publically and his livelihood should be gone. That is really harsh right? Wrong, he was given a position of trust and he betrayed that the moment he slapped the first ass and sent the first text. Maybe you'll find a more fulfilling relationship in jail, I hear you can get all the dick you like there
Who did it better 1st Edition!
There are two reasons that jenny from the block couldn't pull off the cat suit
1. She no longer has the body for it
2. She is not Gay
So who did it better?
One more who did it better just because I think good things should come in two
Or
Derz
1. She no longer has the body for it
2. She is not Gay
So who did it better?
One more who did it better just because I think good things should come in two
Or
Derz
How to Improve the Tiger Scandal
1. Another Penis added to Tiger's Whoredome should do the trick; Hey now he's already a whore but that would just make him a slut. Don't you guys go bad mouthing sluts though there is nothing wrong with liking sex. Of course there are plenty of things with liking it without your wife.
According to Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, Tiger not only likes to putt poon with his tongue, but he also likes to putt peen with his tongue.
So it's possible that this Tiger
Mated with this Tiger
Actually I'm pretty sure that Tiger has already reached a level of infamy that few will ever reach, Kudos you have the ire of attention whores worldwide. I'd bow but you might try to force yourself on me and I bow for and to no one....except for this person.
According to Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, Tiger not only likes to putt poon with his tongue, but he also likes to putt peen with his tongue.
So it's possible that this Tiger
Mated with this Tiger
Actually I'm pretty sure that Tiger has already reached a level of infamy that few will ever reach, Kudos you have the ire of attention whores worldwide. I'd bow but you might try to force yourself on me and I bow for and to no one....except for this person.
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Even if you go just to look around it helps; awareness while not quite as good as the doe rae me is still really good. There is a lot going on in the world besides celebrity meltdowns.
Derz
AM Edition:Drunken Mimi
Was anybody else really surprised by Mariah Carey's performance in Precious?
When I saw the movie I had to do a double take because I seriously had no idea she had any acting depth at all. Well I was going to try and find a clip of Mariah in the worst hip hop movie ever made but I am guessing she had her people get those taken down lol
Well she won an award last night for Breakthrough Actress and she was more then a little drunk. Nick Cannon probably used our school clothes money to get her tipsy! Here's Mimi on liqoured up and *pauses* yeah, I feel a little drunk just from watching her
If you somehow managed to not see precious here's a trailer, Mimi is at the 1:10 mark, Easily the best film of 2009,I highly recommend this movie 10/10
Btw the bitch that introduces the movie and talks afterward compared it to the following movies ,high school high, dangerous mind, Lean on me, and Higher Learning. Which pisses me off; High school high is a parody. The only thing precious has in common with Dangerous Minds is a white woman helps a minority.The only connection it has with higher learning is that a black person wants to go to school and there are social issues gumnming up the way. I am surprised she didn't say boyz N The Hood, Friday and Juice are similar to precious, give me a fucking break.
Derez
When I saw the movie I had to do a double take because I seriously had no idea she had any acting depth at all. Well I was going to try and find a clip of Mariah in the worst hip hop movie ever made but I am guessing she had her people get those taken down lol
Well she won an award last night for Breakthrough Actress and she was more then a little drunk. Nick Cannon probably used our school clothes money to get her tipsy! Here's Mimi on liqoured up and *pauses* yeah, I feel a little drunk just from watching her
If you somehow managed to not see precious here's a trailer, Mimi is at the 1:10 mark, Easily the best film of 2009,I highly recommend this movie 10/10
Btw the bitch that introduces the movie and talks afterward compared it to the following movies ,high school high, dangerous mind, Lean on me, and Higher Learning. Which pisses me off; High school high is a parody. The only thing precious has in common with Dangerous Minds is a white woman helps a minority.The only connection it has with higher learning is that a black person wants to go to school and there are social issues gumnming up the way. I am surprised she didn't say boyz N The Hood, Friday and Juice are similar to precious, give me a fucking break.
Derez
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Khloe Might be a Mommy!
“I’m not rushing it, but I’m also not doing anything to prevent it,” said Khloe of her plan to be a mother. “We both want to [have children together] and I think we’re in an ideal situation. We’re just happy together.”
:) Awesome news for Lamar if it turns out Khloe is preggers and what a way to bring in the new year. Kourtney also had a baby not to long ago, wonder if Kim will wind up +1
“I feel like I had that [Oscar-worthy role] in El Cantante, but I don’t even think the Academy members saw it. I feel like it’s their responsibility to do that, to see everything that’s out there, everything that could be great … Well, it is a little bit frustrating.
Um.....Would a serious Oscar contender wear those socks? or this
I'm just saying :) IF I wanted to be taken seriously I wouldn't wear a catsuit;I have a feeling though that if I wore a cat suit I would get a lot of attention
Both of these photo's came out today, the cover hit the net first and I can't speak for the world......actually I can speak for the world, our mouths hit the floor.
Dang Mama, looooooking GOOOD :)This afternoon the second picture hit the net it was taken this morning (probably by Jon since thats the only job he can probably get now).
Is it me or does she look a little bigger? Like we might have an odd number of kids in 9 months. If that were the case and it probably isn't that would make the Jon and Kate saga take an unexpected turn.
Derez
Black People Like Chicken? Stratch that EVERYONE likes chicken
I'm more offended that everybody thinks everybody who is dark skinned is Black.Obviously the people in the commercial were Jamaican; I guess we all really do look a like.
Hey it's their first time at making a potentially tasteless commercial give them a break! Wait that's that they've done it before but replaced the Australian with a Korean. Surely you jest, KFC would never do such a thing and surely if they did they would not do it twice.
BAM
KFC, Go stand in the corner and think about what you did;
On second though go to the kitchen and bring me back some chicken.
Actually I am not offended at all people stereotype things all the time.
Black People like chicken so what. Gingers are Creepy and have no souls so what We all have our little pet peeves and stupid assumptions, we're people and we are stupid. Now I'm not saying the commercials aren't a tad tasteless I am saying that there are way more important things going on in the world and folks need thicker skin
AM:Edition: The F Bomb
COME ON! CNN that was obviously a slip off the tongue! Who amongst you hasn't accidentally said the Eff word in front of an elderly person? CNN you just lost yourself a viewer..that you never had since I don't watch cable but the point stands!
I for one applaud her vivacious tenacity zest for artfully dropping the F so precisely.
If you were one of the four people that were watching the CNN and you were offended
then this next video will BLOW YOUR MIND, better strap the EFF in!
Mild mannerd Sue Simmons didn't ask if it was ten o clock and if you knew where your children were. Sue Simmons just asked WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?.. What the fuck indeed Sue......what the fuck indeed :)
I present for your viewing pleasure a brief history on the greatness of the word
Derez
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Shaq Vs Decency and other sordid Tales
Do you notice anything different?
Something a little more...
I dunno...AWESOME!!!!!
I thought it was time for a change, I had help from my super talented and wickedly fabulous partner thank you, I would have been lost without you.
Lets dish
Good god the end of last year and the beginning of this year have really raised the bar when it comes to pro athlewhores. I am almost positive the influx of all these scandals are simply because now it apparently pays to be a whore. It just came out that recently shaq ( of Shaq Fu and Kazaam fame) has been Shaqing (yes I know what I did there NYUH) up with someone other then his wife. In septemember his mistress allegedly told him she was expecting but I guess she wasn't expecting shaqazulu (*Charlie brown walk of shame* to flip out. When you make as much money as shaq mostly based on your gentle giant image I'm pretty sure the last thing you want is to have that thrown away.
I am pretty disappointed I guess the question for now and the foreseeable future is whose next?
R&B guys are starting to become synonymous with Domestic Violence and it's a trend that needs to stop and I seriously hope that everyone is paying more attention to these altercations. I am sorry but nobody should be getting a free pass on things like that. Anyway the latest round features one of the members of the group B2K; If you can name one member in that group that is not Omarion's little brother I would be surprised.......actually I don't even remember his name so that shows how relevant they are :) Well I can name one of them now thanks to a police report! The cops arrested him and the charge was "Corporal Punishment of a spouse" If you like me are wondering what the hell that means lets ask the wonderful online dictionary of the urban persuasion. Urban Dictionary is good for everything but legitimate definitions; deep down I knew that but somewhere even deeper down I had hoped that wasn't true.
Corporal punishment is the intentional infliction of bodily harm: In New york that's called Assault. Ok ladies and gentleman, I know love is a strong emotion but at what point do you say enough is enough? To me there is not anything loving about intentional abuse whether it be physical or mental. I do not want to seem as if I am mistake free because I am not but it really pisses me off when people who are in a relationship treat each other like shit. The world is a fucked up place already.
All we have is each other and some of you can't keep your dick in your pants and other can't keep there hands to themselves; mistakes happen but neither one of those are mistakes. When you raise your hands or pull down your pants it's all on purpose.
In other news of the douchebag variety; allegedly Tiger Woods may have a sex tape.
His fall from grace has been Epic in a very bad way. It feels almost as if he will be able to spin this into a new image for himself as a badboy. There was a picture of him released a day or so ago that has him showing off a body you wouldn't think a golfer would have. Before the scandal broke I don't think we would have seen such a picture of him. My evidence he has never had a shot like that publically released before.
This entire situation reminds me of Magic Johnson, the world thought he was the beesknees as well, then it comes out that he has contracted the HIV virus and bloop;end of careers. I am coming down pretty hard on these guys but it is because of men like them that some women think that we are all cut from the same mold.
Oh and I just had to comment on this
A source tells Bossip exclusively that Diddy has a skin complex and doesn’t like to be surrounded by black women. Pop the top for more.
Our source says that Diddy had specific requirements for women to get into his VIP section at his Vanity Fair New Year’s Bash, the women had to have blonde hair and fair skin. The source goes on to say that Diddy specifically told security he didn’t want any black women in his section. We thought he would say only dudes allowed but…damn, Diddy give the sistas a chance. SMH
Fuck you Diddy, Black is Beautiful
Something a little more...
I dunno...AWESOME!!!!!
I thought it was time for a change, I had help from my super talented and wickedly fabulous partner thank you, I would have been lost without you.
Lets dish
Good god the end of last year and the beginning of this year have really raised the bar when it comes to pro athlewhores. I am almost positive the influx of all these scandals are simply because now it apparently pays to be a whore. It just came out that recently shaq ( of Shaq Fu and Kazaam fame) has been Shaqing (yes I know what I did there NYUH) up with someone other then his wife. In septemember his mistress allegedly told him she was expecting but I guess she wasn't expecting shaqazulu (*Charlie brown walk of shame* to flip out. When you make as much money as shaq mostly based on your gentle giant image I'm pretty sure the last thing you want is to have that thrown away.
I am pretty disappointed I guess the question for now and the foreseeable future is whose next?
R&B guys are starting to become synonymous with Domestic Violence and it's a trend that needs to stop and I seriously hope that everyone is paying more attention to these altercations. I am sorry but nobody should be getting a free pass on things like that. Anyway the latest round features one of the members of the group B2K; If you can name one member in that group that is not Omarion's little brother I would be surprised.......actually I don't even remember his name so that shows how relevant they are :) Well I can name one of them now thanks to a police report! The cops arrested him and the charge was "Corporal Punishment of a spouse" If you like me are wondering what the hell that means lets ask the wonderful online dictionary of the urban persuasion. Urban Dictionary is good for everything but legitimate definitions; deep down I knew that but somewhere even deeper down I had hoped that wasn't true.
Corporal punishment is the intentional infliction of bodily harm: In New york that's called Assault. Ok ladies and gentleman, I know love is a strong emotion but at what point do you say enough is enough? To me there is not anything loving about intentional abuse whether it be physical or mental. I do not want to seem as if I am mistake free because I am not but it really pisses me off when people who are in a relationship treat each other like shit. The world is a fucked up place already.
All we have is each other and some of you can't keep your dick in your pants and other can't keep there hands to themselves; mistakes happen but neither one of those are mistakes. When you raise your hands or pull down your pants it's all on purpose.
In other news of the douchebag variety; allegedly Tiger Woods may have a sex tape.
His fall from grace has been Epic in a very bad way. It feels almost as if he will be able to spin this into a new image for himself as a badboy. There was a picture of him released a day or so ago that has him showing off a body you wouldn't think a golfer would have. Before the scandal broke I don't think we would have seen such a picture of him. My evidence he has never had a shot like that publically released before.
This entire situation reminds me of Magic Johnson, the world thought he was the beesknees as well, then it comes out that he has contracted the HIV virus and bloop;end of careers. I am coming down pretty hard on these guys but it is because of men like them that some women think that we are all cut from the same mold.
Oh and I just had to comment on this
A source tells Bossip exclusively that Diddy has a skin complex and doesn’t like to be surrounded by black women. Pop the top for more.
Our source says that Diddy had specific requirements for women to get into his VIP section at his Vanity Fair New Year’s Bash, the women had to have blonde hair and fair skin. The source goes on to say that Diddy specifically told security he didn’t want any black women in his section. We thought he would say only dudes allowed but…damn, Diddy give the sistas a chance. SMH
Fuck you Diddy, Black is Beautiful
Monday, January 4, 2010
Lil Wayne And The Prince Of Hutt River
So a few weeks ago Amazon released copies of Wayne's Rock/Rap Hybrid. To call Rebirth a rock album would be an insult to every person who has picked up guitar both professionally and amateurs; Actually if you can play guitar hero or rock band on medium difficulty you can be insulted as well. I know a few of you will never listen to rebirth so I'll give you a little heads up on what he tried
He claimed this would be a foray into the world of rock and what we got was him rhyming over a few rock based beats. I might not know very much about rock but I am pretty sure you're not allowed to use an MPC or Auto tune ( Whoever though it was a good idea to popularize auto tune should be shot ( I'm looking at you T-Pain)
If for some reason you want to hear Hip Hop /Rock Fusion I would say suggest checking out Neptune's second album. I feel like some of you guys might not know Neptune's but you will know Pharrel. So check them out on itunes, I think in thirty seconds or less you will either like them or loathe them.
Their are a few different situations going on at the moment and I am at a cross roads because I am not all that interested in them but if I want to have more content.
I need to think outside the box and write about everything....I guess I just got my answer.
I was surfing the web earlier and stumbled across and article about a guy who successfully succeeded from his country and declared himself a prince. If that sounds like something you might want to do especially in a country like America don't count on it; the only reason Prince Leonard was able to do it was because of a mistake the Australian government made in some paper work which inadvertently gave Prince Leonard his own country. How awesome is that? Think about it the government is trying to screw you over and in the process screws themselves big time and you get your own country
I have a list of places I want to visit and his country is in the top 20 for sure.
They even have their own money, which I am pretty sure is worthless outside of the country but it would be a cool souvenir plus I'm sure they accept American.
For those of you that are interested in this magical place here's a link to the official site and a link to the wikipedia article, who knows maybe one of you will be able to gain your own country do to a fluke and If you do hire me as entertainment ambassador.
http://www.principality-hutt-river.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Hutt_River
Derz
He claimed this would be a foray into the world of rock and what we got was him rhyming over a few rock based beats. I might not know very much about rock but I am pretty sure you're not allowed to use an MPC or Auto tune ( Whoever though it was a good idea to popularize auto tune should be shot ( I'm looking at you T-Pain)
If for some reason you want to hear Hip Hop /Rock Fusion I would say suggest checking out Neptune's second album. I feel like some of you guys might not know Neptune's but you will know Pharrel. So check them out on itunes, I think in thirty seconds or less you will either like them or loathe them.
Their are a few different situations going on at the moment and I am at a cross roads because I am not all that interested in them but if I want to have more content.
I need to think outside the box and write about everything....I guess I just got my answer.
I was surfing the web earlier and stumbled across and article about a guy who successfully succeeded from his country and declared himself a prince. If that sounds like something you might want to do especially in a country like America don't count on it; the only reason Prince Leonard was able to do it was because of a mistake the Australian government made in some paper work which inadvertently gave Prince Leonard his own country. How awesome is that? Think about it the government is trying to screw you over and in the process screws themselves big time and you get your own country
I have a list of places I want to visit and his country is in the top 20 for sure.
They even have their own money, which I am pretty sure is worthless outside of the country but it would be a cool souvenir plus I'm sure they accept American.
For those of you that are interested in this magical place here's a link to the official site and a link to the wikipedia article, who knows maybe one of you will be able to gain your own country do to a fluke and If you do hire me as entertainment ambassador.
http://www.principality-hutt-river.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Hutt_River
Derz
The Last Girl On Earth
Rihanna penned a book titled The Last Girl On Earth and she had some help writing the book from one of the people that helped her make her latest album.....I am not sure if that is a good thing seeing as how it failed to meet the expectations both she and record exces had for the album. I listened to the album back when it first came out and I don't like her voice on the best of days and the track selection did nothing for me.
The book could be a good read depending on how much she delves into her relationship with Chris " I hit a girl but I can sing so forgive me" Brown if she talks about that I can see her book climbing the charts and staying there for a week or two. To be honest I am not that interested in Rihanna or Chris Brown but hey news is news and I just report it.
Oh Google when will we all realize that once you become self aware the world is fucked?
http://www.geekologie.com/2010/01/picking_up_hookers_on_google_s.php
If hookers are your passion you best be watching out for the google map cameras :)
I wonder what else those google cams have caught on camera, I have never seen one either. I should pay more attention to those because of my alignment. Chaotic Neutral
Hi Five....... :( Am I allowed to Hi five anymore I don't know someone tell me
If you didn't notice the blog game is getting stepped up, more content!
Right now I'm quickly finding the limits of a free host but lets see where I can go with this as I refine and sharpen my technique who knows, you might be reading Derez on a site you know soon but till then I'm still the blogger that will outdress you six out of the seven days of the week :)
Derz
The book could be a good read depending on how much she delves into her relationship with Chris " I hit a girl but I can sing so forgive me" Brown if she talks about that I can see her book climbing the charts and staying there for a week or two. To be honest I am not that interested in Rihanna or Chris Brown but hey news is news and I just report it.
Oh Google when will we all realize that once you become self aware the world is fucked?
http://www.geekologie.com/2010/01/picking_up_hookers_on_google_s.php
If hookers are your passion you best be watching out for the google map cameras :)
I wonder what else those google cams have caught on camera, I have never seen one either. I should pay more attention to those because of my alignment. Chaotic Neutral
Hi Five....... :( Am I allowed to Hi five anymore I don't know someone tell me
If you didn't notice the blog game is getting stepped up, more content!
Right now I'm quickly finding the limits of a free host but lets see where I can go with this as I refine and sharpen my technique who knows, you might be reading Derez on a site you know soon but till then I'm still the blogger that will outdress you six out of the seven days of the week :)
Derz
Wayne Wayne Go Away and a Farewell
D maybe ghost but Derez is not, I'm back bitches :) I think we can all agree that Lil Wayne is both a horrible human being and horrible rap artist but tomorrow We as a people say NO MORE to the bullshit as he takes his rightful place behind bars.
"I'd rather be pushin flowers then to be in the pen sharin showers" - Lil Wayne
Well Mr Wayne unless you plan on committing suicide tomorrow it is looking like you will indeed be in the pen sharing showers. Speaking of Lil's, The artist formely known as Lil Bow Wow got behind the wheel of his lambo drunk and decided to tweet about it.
I bet he probably wasn't even drunk he just did it to seem like he's a bad boy.
Sorry Chad we didn't believe you were eleven and we still don't believe you now.
If anybody should be tweeting drunk it should be me and about how I can't get a job being pretty. I know men can't be pretty as a rule but I'm working on being the prettiest man the world has ever seen.
Treu: Bringing sexy back Chea!
Derez: I will Naomi you if you ever do that again, Chea?
Treu: Chea :(
Lord Diddy is suing the landlords of one of his stores
Lawyers are even claiming that a scaffolding that has been up since 2006 caused a whopping 50 percent drop in Sean John sales at the retail store and as a result they are suing for $2.5 million.
I wonder if Emperor Diddy has recognized that the fashion of hip hop has changed. Gone are the pants so baggy we can see your boxers day and in are the pants so tight they give your balls cameltoe days. Hip hop for as homophobic as it is has become pretty gay these last few years.
If you have been following this blog for any amount of time for the past week and a half you will have seen that three different people write here well as of today only one person writes here. D has taken to writing journals in an actual journal and Senor Treu actually has a hip hop blog so since my name is already on this one. I get to keep it. What can you expect here? Well you can expect awesomeness plus 2.
If you saw the post before this one you got to see a letter that only someone in love could write. Love can be a beautiful thing kids, its not as crazy as the celebs make it out to be. I myself have never been in love and I'm envious of those who are.
Recently I screened Luv(sic) D's series of projects about a large variety of topics.
What I saw made me rethink what I thought I knew about him. I sometimes wonder if people understands the passion that he not only has for his work but the passion he has for life. From what I have seen Luv(Sic) may very well be the project that changes his life. Much like Kanye's 808's Luv(sic) is about dealing with the loss of love
I have seen the finale to the series and I think if you've ever had a broken heart or even a few cracks in it you will at some point shed tears as you go through the stages with him. What makes it powerful is in his weakest moment, he decides to create and even turn the camera on himself in order to take us on this journey with him.
I think the post will be coming down sometime tomorrow so if you have not seen it check it out, I recommend it.
Tomorrow we go FULL DEREZZZZY
"I'd rather be pushin flowers then to be in the pen sharin showers" - Lil Wayne
Well Mr Wayne unless you plan on committing suicide tomorrow it is looking like you will indeed be in the pen sharing showers. Speaking of Lil's, The artist formely known as Lil Bow Wow got behind the wheel of his lambo drunk and decided to tweet about it.
I bet he probably wasn't even drunk he just did it to seem like he's a bad boy.
Sorry Chad we didn't believe you were eleven and we still don't believe you now.
If anybody should be tweeting drunk it should be me and about how I can't get a job being pretty. I know men can't be pretty as a rule but I'm working on being the prettiest man the world has ever seen.
Treu: Bringing sexy back Chea!
Derez: I will Naomi you if you ever do that again, Chea?
Treu: Chea :(
Lord Diddy is suing the landlords of one of his stores
Lawyers are even claiming that a scaffolding that has been up since 2006 caused a whopping 50 percent drop in Sean John sales at the retail store and as a result they are suing for $2.5 million.
I wonder if Emperor Diddy has recognized that the fashion of hip hop has changed. Gone are the pants so baggy we can see your boxers day and in are the pants so tight they give your balls cameltoe days. Hip hop for as homophobic as it is has become pretty gay these last few years.
If you have been following this blog for any amount of time for the past week and a half you will have seen that three different people write here well as of today only one person writes here. D has taken to writing journals in an actual journal and Senor Treu actually has a hip hop blog so since my name is already on this one. I get to keep it. What can you expect here? Well you can expect awesomeness plus 2.
If you saw the post before this one you got to see a letter that only someone in love could write. Love can be a beautiful thing kids, its not as crazy as the celebs make it out to be. I myself have never been in love and I'm envious of those who are.
Recently I screened Luv(sic) D's series of projects about a large variety of topics.
What I saw made me rethink what I thought I knew about him. I sometimes wonder if people understands the passion that he not only has for his work but the passion he has for life. From what I have seen Luv(Sic) may very well be the project that changes his life. Much like Kanye's 808's Luv(sic) is about dealing with the loss of love
I have seen the finale to the series and I think if you've ever had a broken heart or even a few cracks in it you will at some point shed tears as you go through the stages with him. What makes it powerful is in his weakest moment, he decides to create and even turn the camera on himself in order to take us on this journey with him.
I think the post will be coming down sometime tomorrow so if you have not seen it check it out, I recommend it.
Tomorrow we go FULL DEREZZZZY
Sunday, January 3, 2010
1 part Sugar
Well I was planning on not showing this ever but then whats the point of making it in the first place. One night I felt like speaking to her and I wanted it to be from the heart. I guess it's one of those feelings you can only get when your in love. It was so strong that night, I just had to find a way to say it and I didn't care that it was a fucking blizzard outside. I had to get it out and let the heavens see what my heart was telling me. I will probably never know what she thinks of it, the women who fell in love with me doesn't love me anymore so I guess the women that I wrote it for no longer exists at least in that way. Anyway I'm choosing to share this now for everyone that has ever been in love and didn't care who knew it. While I was busy writing this in the snow people were watching me and reading it while I wrote it. Some smiled and others pulled there boyfriends/girlfriends close and hugged them tightly. I was happy that I could cause such an emotional response in them but was sad that I no longer have it. I guess my journey starts again and this time alone but if this was a goodbye letter and the last hug a goodbye hug well, in those final moments I was happy to be living part of my dream, that's more then most people get
1 part Salt
This is a working trailer for my portfolio it's about half done right now, I don't have all of the voice over finished but I will probably go back and add way more intensity.
My current level of emotion will probably help me make some brilliant work.
My current level of emotion will probably help me make some brilliant work.
After A night of thinking......
I have come to the conclusion that this blog..........MUST.........CONTINUE.....:)
I made another choice last night as well and I don't know if its the right one
BTW who the fuck is snooki and why is she famous? Sheesh people can be famous for anything now a days. Apparently Domino's pulled sponsorship from the show she is on and she bitched about it. I just saw a little bit of the show and the only thing amusing about it is the general overall guido douchebag factor that also comes with the "Just Bleed" pseudo tough guy act. Yeah you're real tough with a pound of product in your hair (probably in your nose to ZIIIIIIING, Hi five.... :(
I made another choice last night as well and I don't know if its the right one
BTW who the fuck is snooki and why is she famous? Sheesh people can be famous for anything now a days. Apparently Domino's pulled sponsorship from the show she is on and she bitched about it. I just saw a little bit of the show and the only thing amusing about it is the general overall guido douchebag factor that also comes with the "Just Bleed" pseudo tough guy act. Yeah you're real tough with a pound of product in your hair (probably in your nose to ZIIIIIIING, Hi five.... :(
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Innate
I couldn't sleep so I thought I would write. It's 3 am here and I am wide awake.
I've been having a lot of dreams lately, way more then usual and I remember them all clearly. I think my mind if trying to tell me something but I am not sure why; maybe I should listen.
btw I hate the template for this blog
I've been having a lot of dreams lately, way more then usual and I remember them all clearly. I think my mind if trying to tell me something but I am not sure why; maybe I should listen.
btw I hate the template for this blog
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